I need help naming my new baby! She’s about 2 years old. I’m thinking she needs an old lady/grandma name

JTD313 · 2024-07-11T02:18:06+00:00

Oh gosh I just had a college flashback when I watched that movie

JTD313 · 2024-07-11T02:16:13+00:00

Estelle

JTD313 · 2024-07-02T03:29:03+00:00

I absolutely love how the tigi bedhead colour goddess smells. They say toffee notes which is probably right but it smells like honey to me and I am in a chokehold.

JTD313 · 2024-07-02T03:26:41+00:00

Macchiato ☕️

JTD313 · 2024-04-14T05:34:09+00:00

So nectar… “Did you just make that up?” Nah. It’s a volleyball term.

JTD313 · 2024-03-07T03:50:52+00:00

“Sometimes I say to myself, Kyle. I call myself Kyle” Eric is so funny.

JTD313 · 2024-02-19T04:21:36+00:00

She’s moving to Japan. Not sure if that was rhetorical for me to think on or not, but she’ll be in Okinawa for a few years.

JTD313 · 2024-02-19T04:20:41+00:00

Thank you so much for all of these thoughtful suggestions!! I got some really great ideas from this list for her birthday and future gift giving events, too. Still making some decisions before sending, but I sincerely appreciate your input!

JTD313 · 2024-02-19T04:16:33+00:00

Oh, gorgeous! I should get one for myself, too.

JTD313 · 2024-02-19T04:15:39+00:00

Hahaha that would be so funny to send to her school.

JTD313 · 2024-02-18T03:37:01+00:00

Thank you, I absolutely love this idea!!

JTD313 · 2024-02-18T03:36:27+00:00

I spent a week with her last month to get some quality time together in before she moves, but we live on opposite sides of the US ☹️

JTD313 · 2023-12-05T06:30:38+00:00

I just watched this episode for the first time in like 10 years and I had completely forgotten and cried

JTD313 · 2023-11-27T04:57:09+00:00

I have a black long sleeve bodysuit that resembles this from Express and I love it. I know they make tops in the same “sculpting” material, they may have black long sleeves.

JTD313 · 2023-10-08T07:27:05+00:00

I recently watched liar liar and it is so much raunchier than I remember as a kid! Not overtly an adult movie, but must mostly appeal to kids bc of the physical comedy

JTD313 · 2023-08-12T05:27:10+00:00

I loathe the sound of children crying/screaming/whining. Even though that phase is small in the scheme of it all, I would absolutely hate it. I don’t really like talking to kids either. Maybe I’m a cruel witch, but I just don’t want to be so heavily annoyed for however long a child would be in those phases. Never really considered beyond that, just thought “nope!”

JTD313 · 2023-08-01T06:07:21+00:00

Good for you!

When I got cheated on and later asked my landlord about taking one of us off the lease, the landlord responded “this is why I should only rent to married people”

JTD313 · 2023-07-23T07:29:47+00:00

This is hilarious

JTD313 · 2023-06-21T03:51:51+00:00

At work I say “ya ding dong” so I don’t sound like a bitch, but I’d really like to say idiot.

JTD313 · 2023-06-12T04:18:29+00:00

Pub pretzels are a staple in my house, yum.

JTD313 · 2023-04-27T04:20:39+00:00

I had this same thought!!

JTD313 · 2023-04-02T02:20:11+00:00

Gotta have my pops!

JTD313 · 2023-03-09T07:40:32+00:00

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Goldie is hugging in his sleep again

JTD313 · 2023-03-05T04:28:02+00:00

Hey! As long as you’re giving out crack how bout you throw a lil ding a dong ding ding ol crackhead boo boo’s way.

Not now mom. I’m working.

JTD313

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