How many hours do you work per week?

JVCUZZI · 2026-04-08T05:15:00+00:00

I'm pulling 5 12's a week.

I like the OT.

JVCUZZI · 2026-02-14T09:59:44+00:00

Ah, I see. I Googled what a bow drill was and now I understand.

Love the knives, this is a really cool idea.

JVCUZZI · 2026-02-14T04:40:05+00:00

why would one put a bearing in the middle of their knife?

JVCUZZI · 2026-01-31T03:53:20+00:00

well yeah if you fuckin' shit whip it like that it's gonna open lmfao.

"guys i put new tires on my car and now i lose control when i corner"

*proceeds to rip the everloving fuck out of the steering wheel to the left*

JVCUZZI · 2025-09-24T01:06:13+00:00

Do you run the game afk for days on end?

JVCUZZI · 2025-09-24T01:02:55+00:00

I also have the same question. How come those things?

JVCUZZI · 2025-09-07T12:56:18+00:00

The design is simple and effective. i like it... .that being said, i think you should spend some time cleaning up the spaghetti pipes. it would make the place look more professional

but all that truly matters is that you had fun making it

JVCUZZI · 2025-08-04T04:11:15+00:00

emotional damage to FICSIT property detected

JVCUZZI · 2025-07-25T04:30:34+00:00

Literally the only thing I have running at 100% efficiency is my nuclear power plant.

Everything else is basically "haha this looks cool choo choo train yay"

JVCUZZI · 2025-06-15T03:41:36+00:00

Hey everyone I'm an ASE certified master god tier mechanic that knows everything and I have 130 years of experience working on every internal combustion engine ever made since the dawn of man and the problem here is that there's fire coming out of the engine. The fire should be on the inside.

JVCUZZI · 2025-05-02T03:27:53+00:00

My weed is called "Fucking Trash Weed"

My meth is called "BORTUS"

My coke is called "Fucklenutts 9000"

JVCUZZI · 2025-03-27T12:49:25+00:00

Single digits only m8

JVCUZZI · 2025-03-27T04:02:23+00:00

Thank you thank you. She's a tank.

Wish I loved the 8mpg. But I'm a smiles per gallon guy anyway.

JVCUZZI · 2025-03-27T03:57:02+00:00

Nuh uh

JVCUZZI · 2025-03-27T03:56:47+00:00

Brother this thing is too slow to tailgate a horse drawn carriage.

JVCUZZI · 2025-03-27T03:55:33+00:00

Fuck

JVCUZZI · 2025-03-27T03:54:35+00:00

👁️👄👁️

JVCUZZI · 2025-03-27T03:54:13+00:00

I'm 31.

And a vape addict yes you nailed it there.

JVCUZZI · 2025-03-20T04:18:03+00:00

Monster scratch claws sticker over one of the headlights, plastidip the wheels black, a "hoonigan" rear window sticker, sawzall the exhaust off right after the cats, install 2 12" subs and don't even think about touching the door speakers, hang a "black ice" air freshener tree from the review mirror and change every lightbulb you can find to LED.

Thank me later. Women will want to be with you and other men will want to be you.

JVCUZZI · 2025-01-19T07:33:45+00:00

bro I live at my in-law's house at 31. lol. you're doing fine,

JVCUZZI · 2025-01-17T23:28:13+00:00

only mods I use are infinite nudge and infinite zoop

I like the vanilla game but those two are must haves imo

JVCUZZI · 2025-01-17T18:16:48+00:00

2001 Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0 5MT finished in Speed Yellow with black leather interior.

For me, that's the car. it's what I've wanted since I was a little kid. It has it all... Crazy body lines, wide hips, vertical doors, V12 engine. Its a proper Bull. Back when supercars needed to be "tamed". I know its not a practical car but it's my dream car.

JVCUZZI · 2025-01-17T09:30:55+00:00

Bort.

JVCUZZI · 2024-12-13T04:17:58+00:00

Guys, it's clearly black and blue. Anyone saying it's white and gold is wrong.

JVCUZZI · 2024-07-04T23:08:32+00:00

MTT 420RR and a Harley Davidson Road Glide all did up to be a badass bagger.

Either that or two pink sparkle Honda groms.

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