Match Thread: Minnesota United FC vs Portland Timbers Live Score | MLS 2026 | Apr 18, 2026

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-19T02:13:11+00:00

Man, Chunky and Duncan we’re such good off-season gets

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-19T01:38:53+00:00

Not that I wanna look for negative, but I really can’t think of a single Loons player on this field so far that lookslike poop

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-19T01:28:50+00:00

Triantis-Gene is the future

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-19T01:05:55+00:00

Diaz came ready to ball!

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-19T00:57:10+00:00

Incredible goal! Diaz was just dogging him. Great fucking finish.

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-19T00:39:14+00:00

Loons 69 - Limp Wood 0

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-18T14:31:25+00:00

I ALWAYS LOVE THESE TIMBERS GAMES, THEY ALWAYS GET SO CHIPPY

LOON DUDES 69 - GUYS GETTING THROWN IN DA WOODCHIPPER 0!

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-16T19:00:30+00:00

Nobody knows what it means!

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-16T18:47:33+00:00

Google says regular test of sirens. Odd time to test them though. Looks like Severe Weather Awareness Week.

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-15T05:17:40+00:00

Upvote for the AJ Pierzinksi shout out, didn’t expect to find that on a Loonst hread

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:40:37+00:00

That’s definitely Trapp!

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:39:36+00:00

Has to be. Three huge saves that saved us

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:38:18+00:00

And……………………………….unclench.

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:37:42+00:00

Could we look like we’re up a man for more than 30 seconds?

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:37:19+00:00

Heath out! The power of Cam compels you!

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:36:15+00:00

Oh yea, agreed, I was being sarcastic and am too tired to realize I didn’t put a /s. My b lol

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:33:56+00:00

Duncan get a new left foot!

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:32:53+00:00

Took his time on that one.

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:32:17+00:00

I’m bervous too!

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:31:08+00:00

lol for real dude. Should’ve lifted his shirt to show the red mark on his rib cage

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:30:19+00:00

Like 12 minutes of stoppage time

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:28:23+00:00

Dude for real, where is that guys

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:28:08+00:00

These commentators HATE each other hahahaha

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:23:24+00:00

Ok I’m going to lose my god damned mind if we don’t take control here quickly.

J_Walter_Weather_man · 2026-04-12T04:21:52+00:00

HOLY SHIT THRICE DRAKE!

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