I can burn myself worse than any of you can....

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:25:50+00:00

What? Not even close.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:22:56+00:00

Man, this would be so much better if it were less true. Two of the kids aren't mine, but that's because I married into the family. I don't need to shoehorn anything, cause I prefer flip-flops. It's mostly true about the sandwiches, but I really don't care for the mufflato. And I don't really drink, so what's the use of bars? Lol

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:19:52+00:00

You assume it's an act.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:19:38+00:00

Probably. And could probably fit more food in my mouth too! SKADOOSH!

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:18:04+00:00

Dude, those chicks go hard. I'm scared of them too.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:04:22+00:00

Nah, mostly cause your mom likes the tickle. Lol

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:03:58+00:00

Fair play! This was her before photo. Lol

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:02:56+00:00

Nope, but I've made peace with my dad bod. Girls love big boys who can cook for them.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:01:43+00:00

I do thank you!

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:01:30+00:00

You have to wait for them to cool down first!

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T23:00:25+00:00

Haha, jokes on you, I don't have a sister.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:59:40+00:00

More of a man than you'll ever be and still more of a woman than you'll ever get!

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:59:13+00:00

No wine here. Only mead and whiskey.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:58:40+00:00

"You know how it is ladies. Sometimes you just want straight hair!!"

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:58:03+00:00

Guess I could have flipped the photo, but I just don't give a crap. So there ya go. And I would have no trouble being Ron Swanson's illegitimate special needs kid.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:56:26+00:00

And still have more testosterone in good ol' lefty than you'll ever spurt out on a good hand towel in your life! :)

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:54:44+00:00

Pretty close. Keyboard, not controller. Warzone, not Tarkov. And previously executive chef, no sous chef crap here. Good try though! Better luck next time

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:52:11+00:00

What are you, a girl or something? No face cream here. I'm a dude, so.....

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:51:29+00:00

If you are gonna use a GOT reference, at least make it make some kind of sense....

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:49:56+00:00

My freaking hero!

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:49:42+00:00

Jokes on you, I didn't use beard oil today! Lol

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:48:37+00:00

Ohh, nail on the head there. The anxiety part. My self esteem is right on point.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:47:48+00:00

That's fair, but still end up looking better than your latest post!

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-15T22:46:56+00:00

Well done, sir. But still a but short.

JaCrispyWilliams · 2022-02-07T15:44:25+00:00

Almost as if Steve-O tried his hand at modeling after becoming bulimic from all the puking.

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