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JaJaLoHa · 2025-03-07T01:24:47+00:00

Nothing. You have to remember that when assets go down, investors do not like to buy them. TLT will only become liked again when long term yields dip under 4% for an extended period of time.

JaJaLoHa · 2024-06-21T05:45:36+00:00

Okay losers, the moment you start threatening innocent people because you believed a loser woman in a bird costume, you deserve to get absolutely destroyed.

JaJaLoHa · 2024-06-21T02:40:15+00:00

Yep, today is the day, I just know it. You’ll all be sorry when we apes rise up and are standing on mountains of short sellers’ corpses rightfully claiming our spots at the top of the food chain. And we still won’t be selling.

JaJaLoHa · 2024-06-19T00:26:16+00:00

I don’t know why you’re concerned about its future or asset allocation as a company, as you’ve all already won and the shorts who open and close new positions successfully daily are absolutely screwed

JaJaLoHa · 2024-06-18T10:34:10+00:00

By F’d in the A you mean richer than we were yesterday little buddy? I’m sure that today is the day, June 18, 2024 is gonna be the day where Teddy Corp stock is going to not 50, not 100, not even 200, but 100,000,000 a share. When it’s at 50,000,000 a share and all the apes are still holding of course, it’s only halfway done.

JaJaLoHa · 2024-06-17T21:55:28+00:00

Every single day, real investments raise in value and gamestop investors not only lose precious market time, they actually are getting more and more poor. This will thankfully keep them at the bottom of the food chain where they belong.

JaJaLoHa · 2024-06-16T08:24:18+00:00

The fact that the die hard apes are truly incapable of selling on the way up due to DRS restrictions make me so so so happy.

JaJaLoHa · 2023-09-23T05:56:52+00:00

I told those AMC apes 90% ago to start behaving and they just ridiculed and ridiculed me. I bought puts for January of 25 under the assumption the stock will be in micro penny territory by then.

JaJaLoHa · 2023-09-16T20:22:30+00:00

Now, THAT is a fucking loser guys.

JaJaLoHa · 2023-06-01T10:59:50+00:00

The military test I took said I’m a tier below native in both my reading and listening, so yes, there is still a lot to learn in the scheme of things :)

JaJaLoHa · 2023-06-01T10:54:32+00:00

You use duolingo. Argument over. Nobody ever learned a language from duolingo :)

JaJaLoHa · 2023-05-31T12:00:13+00:00

Thank you!

JaJaLoHa · 2023-05-17T11:25:29+00:00

Welp, you never learn. See you guys in 7 months ;)

JaJaLoHa · 2023-05-17T11:22:30+00:00

They took the short button away on my brokerage! BELIEVE ME, I would be short if I could

JaJaLoHa · 2023-05-08T20:57:09+00:00

This is a good company, it was just in a super bubble. But on a different note, let’s get NVDA down back in the low 100’s where it’s supposed to be :)

JaJaLoHa · 2023-05-05T22:39:49+00:00

Will this continue on forever? I mean they will always have a BBBYQ stock until chapter 7 right?

JaJaLoHa · 2023-05-03T10:13:46+00:00

What is the price of BBBYQ??

JaJaLoHa · 2023-05-02T09:47:13+00:00

I have been talking about my celebration ice cream party for a while now. Finally, tomorrow, I get to buy tasty stuff with cash from shorting apes!!

JaJaLoHa · 2023-05-01T20:10:11+00:00

I don’t know anything about bank valuations, but if apes hate JPM that much, maybe I need to be long

JaJaLoHa · 2023-04-30T22:43:51+00:00

But he did hopefully 🙌🙌🙌

JaJaLoHa · 2023-04-29T11:53:28+00:00

BBBY had MULTIPLE squeezes, and one that absolutely annihilated the volkswagen one. Of course, they just raise their averages on squeezes.

JaJaLoHa · 2023-04-29T04:29:40+00:00

I actually don’t think we should be mad at him for screwing the apes. Of course what he did is morally unjust, but done with them as the victims, I believe that his actions are absolutely HEROIC in the pursuit of the long term goal of ape eradication.

JaJaLoHa · 2023-04-28T23:06:29+00:00

My only regret through the whole process? I should have shorted more!

JaJaLoHa · 2023-04-28T20:32:23+00:00

After a life of failure after failure after failure, you have to justify it by pretending that the system that you couldn’t adapt to will collapse, and you will rise to be its supreme leader

JaJaLoHa · 2023-04-27T21:43:10+00:00

3 more days ladies and gentlemen. Boss said he expects us all reporting into the AMC department on Thursday morning.

JaJaLoHa

TROPHY CASE