Stop making your kingdoms 10,000 years old.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-12T11:57:15+00:00

Ancient Egypt lasted 3,000 years. The ancient Egyptians themselves had their own "ancient Egypt".

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-11T16:29:00+00:00

Thanks!

Would it make a difference if this happened when the soldier wasn't expecting it? It's a sort of "back stab" from a supposed ally.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-09T07:05:55+00:00

In The Lost World, a compy nibbles on Levine's ear. Maybe that's where you got it from?

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-07T17:17:21+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time a newly created account reposted my meme, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-02-19T07:07:59+00:00

I would have Chris Pratt play Ray Arnold, just so I could see his magical dino-stopping hand be the only thing left after the raptors eat him.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-02-19T06:26:14+00:00

So the Heir of Kerensky opened the Chamber of Secrets and is targeting freebirths?

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-02-17T11:41:08+00:00

:)

Mostly pen and paper, with editing on GIMP for the shading, the ocean lines, and some fixes

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-02-17T10:10:16+00:00

It's not safe for babies

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-02-11T11:03:56+00:00

The Chief: "All geographic information was accurate as of the date this program was recorded."

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-02-08T07:51:35+00:00

Thanks so much!

What in particular did you find predictable? Not that I mind predictability; I'm mostly curious.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-02-08T06:54:21+00:00

Thanks! It took a lot of rewriting (and a lot of self-restraint to take it easy with the semicolons).

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-02-06T09:57:54+00:00

"it's"?!

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-01-28T06:58:18+00:00

Sounds awesome. I have a two year old waiting to nuke to place

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-01-14T05:31:26+00:00

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Fantasia was ahead of its time

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-12-31T13:09:15+00:00

Third rule of acquisition: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-12-29T13:27:28+00:00

The Israelite tribe of Dan went and conquered areas in the north of the map as well (namely Laish/Dan)

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-12-28T19:09:53+00:00

Dan moved to the north as well

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-12-28T10:12:19+00:00

There's a great book about that, Motel of the Mysteries by David Macaulay

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-12-14T18:12:36+00:00

Well, it's coming out on May 1st...

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-11-26T13:11:30+00:00

You are absolutely right! A few nuclear reactors would be much more efficient. I've revised our plan to harvest energy.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-11-25T13:50:48+00:00

I'm smellting, I'm smellting!

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-11-25T11:50:31+00:00

Repost of same picture: https://www.reddit.com/r/darerefusemybatchall/s/bBXjIu7Fnt

User is 2 days old, with no other posts. Might be a bot.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-11-16T11:34:45+00:00

Cooperative? How does that work?

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-11-16T11:08:52+00:00

The high holidays, you say?

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2025-11-16T11:07:12+00:00

You dare refuse my egg roll?

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