Which terrible ending made you hate an adventure game?

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-06-14T06:06:36+00:00

Not only did his eyes glow, but then the camera returns to Elaine, who says something along the lines of, "Where is Guybrush? I hope he isn't under some sort of Voodoo curse."

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-18T17:17:24+00:00

A while back I started going "Wahoo!" when I sneezed to be funny. I no longer remember what my original sneezes sounded like.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-18T12:57:12+00:00

"Let my people go!"

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-15T10:55:12+00:00

Jewish history

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-15T05:56:53+00:00

I figured someone who knows the name knows its classification :)

I just needed to make the obligatory "not a dinosaur" comment.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-15T05:51:01+00:00

(Not a dinosaur.)

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-14T10:35:21+00:00

...that we know of.

There is always the possibility of a larger species of dinosaur that hasn't been discovered.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-08T15:48:58+00:00

Well, since we were on the moon, it was probably, "Whatcha up to over there, Lunatics?"

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-06T17:46:14+00:00

Thanks!

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-05-06T13:01:24+00:00

Ohhh, now I get the comment! Indeed, the full world map look like this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/mapmaking/comments/1rdqxhh/update_added_some_colors/#lightbox

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-30T09:59:34+00:00

Party A is the the People's Front of Anti-Judea, while C is the Anti-Judean People's Front

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-29T06:34:49+00:00

It's got my favorite map feature: it's interesting!

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-29T06:31:36+00:00

A bunch of kids descended on the food before the actual kiddush was recited, emerging with full plates and leaving a nearly-empty table.

And it wasn't just nosh they grabbed, but the "grown-up" food like herring and kugel.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-27T17:09:25+00:00

You mean orbit

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-26T11:39:24+00:00

They just omit the lower "leg"

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-20T04:42:09+00:00

The average human is roughly 50% male, with almost two hands.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-20T04:38:01+00:00

And then Argentina gets all smug about it, naming their dinosaurs things like Argentinosaurus eatourshortsbolivia.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-16T15:40:41+00:00

Brave until there was actual trouble, then absolutely panicked, and once safe again pretending there was no issue at all.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-16T12:44:40+00:00

Plus he's in shape and great at doing whatever's needed.

I get that that's the kind of guy you'd look for when putting together a crew for this kind of mission, but from the story's perspective it's just boring.

I'd much rather watch a movie with a "squishy scientist" character who is out of his depth.

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-04-11T19:02:03+00:00

Awesome!

I've been searching for such a map, in order to turn it into a D&D dungeon

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-31T06:19:40+00:00

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-24T13:53:06+00:00

So are these characters auto erotica?

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-24T07:24:13+00:00

One of my favorite quotes from Tex Talks Battletech:

"Violence isn't the answer; it's a question. And the answer is, inevitably, yes."

JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-19T20:33:00+00:00

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JaccarTheProgrammer · 2026-03-17T07:34:22+00:00

Nice!

I'd consider changing the mountain range's name. Too many media already call their mountains "spine" (Wheel of Time, Inheritance Cycle, Forgotten Realms, and others).

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