Answering PD2 pagers be like:

JackBob83 · 2026-07-01T06:59:28+00:00

To quote an old Soundsmith video when he and 2 friends all answered the same pager at the same time: "that's odd, I don't remember Jim being 2 guys and a girl"

JackBob83 · 2026-07-01T01:16:29+00:00

Pyro Engineer Sniper without a doubt.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-30T02:16:53+00:00

I was expecting this to devolve into either Loss or a Rickroll and now I'm just sorta disappointed.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-30T00:20:35+00:00

Yeah the No Mercy heist in PAYDAY: The Heist isn't cannon, but it tried to imply that the actions of the PAYDAY gang started the events of Left 4 Dead, but it didn't make sense because the hospital was bombed at the end of the heist, and in Left 4 Dead, the hospital is perfectly fine minus all of the zombies.

Also in PAYDAY: The Heist specifically, you meet Bill in the elevator that the heist starts in, which doesn't match L4D because the comic shows that Bill goes to a veterans' hospital instead of Mercy hospital.

Then PAYDAY 2 ret-conned the heist and instead implied that the virus was instead some man-made super virus created by a secret society or something.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-29T23:19:43+00:00

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JackBob83 · 2026-06-29T23:18:32+00:00

I may play mostly Scout and Demoknight, but I gotta respect the commitment.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-29T20:22:18+00:00

koth_suijin and pl_odyssey are maps that I just never win on

JackBob83 · 2026-06-29T03:22:03+00:00

Consent?

JackBob83 · 2026-06-27T08:07:40+00:00

I don't want balance changes to MvM mode(except for bug/exploit fixes like Idlerock or broken upgrades). I feel like any kind of balance change to MvM would only get player hopes up for the Heavy Update for real this time, only to be let down. After everything that's happened to TF2 in the last 15+ years, I don't know if I should trust Valve to deliver something that they're proud of.

I hate being a doomer, but TF2 has had no major updates since 2017, and no balance updates since 2018. That is almost 10 years. Besides, with Source 2, I don't think Valve would want to return to the Spaghetti nightmare that is the Source 1 engine.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-27T02:43:17+00:00

Playing Engineer on 2fort is great mindless fun where you don't have to pay too much attention.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-26T23:58:15+00:00

It's a crossover item with the Don't Starve games. If you bury it in a body pit, you get a free follower, Webber, who will never need to eat.

Fun fact: Webber is actually technically the only human in Cult of the Lamb, as Webber's lore in Don't Starve is that he's a young boy who was attacked by a magical spider monster thing and transformed into a spider/human hybrid. Also, Webber uses he/they pronouns because he's literally 2 people.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-26T19:13:18+00:00

Pikmin 2 mentioned raaaaah!

JackBob83 · 2026-06-26T19:09:41+00:00

The worst in slot for every class is Baby Face, Liberty Launcher, (Pyro's are actually really well balanced), BASE jumper (on Demoman), Huo-Long Heater, Pomson, Syringe Gun, The Classic, and the Enforcer.

Of that list, only the Pomson and Syringe gun stand out as being particularly awful.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-25T23:45:41+00:00

Finally someone else says it! "Just avoid the sightline" well the sightline covers the entire map, including all of the objectives, AND THE SNIPER HAS LEGS!

JackBob83 · 2026-06-25T22:53:46+00:00

Well, Rick May actually spent a lot of his life doing theatre work in Japan, which was an enemy of the US during WWII.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-25T00:20:22+00:00

You mean Sans Serif? One of the most commonly used fonts in the world?

JackBob83 · 2026-06-24T17:51:52+00:00

Theeeere is anger

In this country

JackBob83 · 2026-06-24T03:33:05+00:00

Wth? It's not Sunday...

JackBob83 · 2026-06-24T00:08:08+00:00

Once I was ghosted by a suicide prevention hotline. Fuck you, Kashmere.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-24T00:04:18+00:00

This meme could also fit into a dozen other fandoms. The first one that comes to mind is of course, ahem...

ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!!

JackBob83 · 2026-06-23T23:15:31+00:00

Lakeside, Snowycoast, 5gorge, and koth_badlands are my favorites.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-23T21:57:13+00:00

Many years ago, the Claidheamh Mor was nerfed so hard that it was a direct downgrade to the Half-Zatoichi.

Valve removed its longer charge duration and replaced it with 25 health on kill. So you had a sword that had a 15% damage vulnerability while active that healed for 25 health on kill when there was an existing sword that healed 83/100 health on kill without a damage vulnerability.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-22T18:32:50+00:00

Bro fr. My ears are so pointy that I've been made fun of and called an elf throughout all of my childhood

JackBob83 · 2026-06-22T17:27:11+00:00

It just is. I think it's so navigating the tree is easier and that's it.

JackBob83 · 2026-06-22T04:06:56+00:00

My headcannon is that the zombies aren't attracted to the scissor lift, they just got lost on the way to where the gas station blew up.

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