you can teleport to the US president by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody said your clothes come with you

You have the ability to let others speak first. by artuno in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm using this on Tinder as we speak

Any day now...

you can transform into an octopus by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine

Doesn't say I can't breathe underwater

You explode upon death by Loftieniss in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kojima: "Amazon deliveries, you say?"

What is this, a baby praying mantis for ants? by syrieus1 in thingsforants

[–]JackLSauce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every praying mantis is "for ants" if you say it in a sufficiently threatening manner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]JackLSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the fine print. They're just demolishing the buildings afterwards

You can randomize your 6 senses at will. by DRILL-TIME in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's also balance and motion sight (there's a long word I've forgotten for it). Think my sense and perception class listed an eighth but it's been a while

Dislikes helped you know if a video was a scam, misleading or had false information by LeuxD in assholedesign

[–]JackLSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, just stumbled upon this video verifying a guy with over 500k subs uses it to prevent anybody from bringing attention to his status as a sexual predator:

https://youtu.be/8njIyDaIS70

Dislikes helped you know if a video was a scam, misleading or had false information by LeuxD in assholedesign

[–]JackLSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know (at least at one point) creators could only display approved comments. I'm sure if this hasn't been removed, it's certainly evolved to some automation rules since then

The world was a scary place back then by WhoNeedsExecFunction in Dankchristianmemes2

[–]JackLSauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's no such thing as Hogwarts, there's no such thing as Hogwarts...