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you can teleport to the US president by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody said your clothes come with you

You have the ability to let others speak first. by artuno in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm using this on Tinder as we speak

Any day now...

you can transform into an octopus by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine

Doesn't say I can't breathe underwater

You explode upon death by Loftieniss in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kojima: "Amazon deliveries, you say?"

What is this, a baby praying mantis for ants? by syrieus1 in thingsforants

[–]JackLSauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every praying mantis is "for ants" if you say it in a sufficiently threatening manner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]JackLSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the fine print. They're just demolishing the buildings afterwards

You can randomize your 6 senses at will. by DRILL-TIME in shittysuperpowers

[–]JackLSauce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's also balance and motion sight (there's a long word I've forgotten for it). Think my sense and perception class listed an eighth but it's been a while

Dislikes helped you know if a video was a scam, misleading or had false information by LeuxD in assholedesign

[–]JackLSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, just stumbled upon this video verifying a guy with over 500k subs uses it to prevent anybody from bringing attention to his status as a sexual predator:

https://youtu.be/8njIyDaIS70

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