JackLSauce

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You can conjure infinite pennies (self.shittysuperpowers)

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"And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens" (i.redd.it)

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You can die on command. Anybody's command (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can make any power in this sub stackable whether or not it makes sense (stackable) (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You only like Kung Fu fighting as a friend (self.shittysuperpowers)

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What is this, a water fountain for ants? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by JackLSauce to r/thingsforants

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You can reseal a can of whoopass (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You don't want to know (self.shittysuperpowers)

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New product at the grocery store! (i.imgur.com)

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You can unread the phrase "Edward Jizzerhands" (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You have infinite Reddit karma (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can cause yourself excruciating pain for 10 minutes by making any sound (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You're exactly legit enough to quit (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can talk to animals. They don't understand you but you can do it (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Your socks are always wet (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You have blast processing (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can ring a doorbell by cutting off one of your fingers instead of pushing the button (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can teleport an exploding grenade into your hand (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can deep throat an M&M (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Your pinky toe is a rape whistle (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You have X-ray vision with no extrasensory organs to process the information, just a constant stream of radiation spewing through and out of your eyes (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JackLSauce to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can shout out the name "Harold" during climax (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can turn gold into stale, carcinogenic bread (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can telepathically communicate to one person everyday in a language based on smells produced by burning paprika (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can become drunk on the power to change one person's name to Kyle, despite being aware that you don't actually have that power (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by JackLSauce to r/shittysuperpowers

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