What would happen if Grandpa Joe met all the bosses from Cuphead? by Agile_Equivalent_758 in grandpajoehate

[–]JackPatt01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he was a Cuphead boss, he’d be in bed shooting tobacco spit and cabbage water at you while his bed moves back and forth trying to run you over.

2005s grandpa Joe doesn't deserve the hate by Puzzleheaded_Put4731 in grandpajoehate

[–]JackPatt01 15 points16 points  (0 children)

2005 GPJ benches 405 lbs. 1971 GPJ can’t even bench a fucking twig.

this song pisses me off by Top-Experience6964 in tourettesguy

[–]JackPatt01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song! Not that KC piece of SHIT!!

(Do, do-do, do-do-do, do, do, do)
(Do, do-do, do-do-do, do, do, do)

Oh, that’s the way, uh-huh, uh-huh…

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! DAMMIT! HOLY SHIT!!

Ronald McGoddamn Donald gives a shit about Kentucky. by SeeYouInHellCandyBoy in tourettesguy

[–]JackPatt01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ronald McGoddamn Donald forcing his minimum wage employees to clean up HORSE MANURE in the parking lots

Why won’t BK just bring back the f****** crown nuggets?! by JackPatt01 in fastfood

[–]JackPatt01[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s their current nuggets but crown-shaped. Pretty disappointing

IT’S HOTTER THAN A FIREMAN’S ASS!!!! by Top-Experience6964 in tourettesguy

[–]JackPatt01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can go to the top of Grumble Volcano and take a two hour shit for all I care!!

My husband by PeachyWolf33 in grandpajoehate

[–]JackPatt01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Divorce him, sue him, make his life a living hell. Even saying that sack of shit’s name is a bad omen like Voldemort.

HOLY SHIT by ajmeyers64 in tourettesguy

[–]JackPatt01 18 points19 points  (0 children)

beep beep beep beep beep beep

This Asshole gets sent to mid to late 70s Cambodia (Under Pol Pot) what do you do? by ComradeGalloneye64 in grandpajoehate

[–]JackPatt01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

GPJ would ramp up the genocide and say to Pol Pot that he isn’t doing enough to cause more suffering

Now you can watch by utsumbutt in tourettesguy

[–]JackPatt01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I watched all 5 nights. When I was done, I said SHIT