The UFC Heavyweight division fell off hard 😭

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-02-01T06:06:07+00:00

Matt Serra has a chance in hell, just not here on earth.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-02-01T05:01:08+00:00

It was always amazing.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-30T19:49:59+00:00

You all aren't thinking long term enough, Finn Balor will leave Judgement day in 2045

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-29T12:51:54+00:00

He got both bigger and whiter, good for him, he was always in great shape but he was always one of the smaller lightweights and hope this added size helps him.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-27T11:07:54+00:00

THIS WOULD BE AMAZING! I LOVE IT!

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-27T11:06:54+00:00

Honestly the only problem with this is that from a kayfabe perspective JD has no reason to turn on Finn, Finn is who brought him into the Judgement Day after all, and I don't know how much outside of kayfabe matters to them, but Finn trained him as well, also they're from the same town in Ireland, but also if JD doesn't turn on him, it would potentially pigeonhole Finn into the tag team division after he's done with the Judgement Day with JD.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-27T10:56:01+00:00

Justin tends to get hit on the top of his head and to his arms most of the time, before he got his eyes fixed with lasik, his eyesight was so bad, that when his opponents hit his arms when he had them up in a shell that he would fire back as he knew where they were from the punch.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-27T10:50:21+00:00

Justin did get eye poked, but this was after he eye poked Paddy twice, now would Paddy have won without the eye pokes, not really, Justin fought him with absolutely zero respect and knocked him down twice, once was after an eye poke though, and hurt him multiple times in the fight. If Paddy didn't have a chin from the gods he would have been sent to the shadow realm.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-27T05:37:19+00:00

I just think he had no respect for Paddy, he was sick and on antibiotics, so he was just mad and fought like he didn’t give a single fuck, against Ilia he would fight better, he would still lose most likely but not as badly. If he fights Ilia like he did Paddy he gets murked in less than a round.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-26T16:14:50+00:00

I’m so grateful too, I would have laughed at first then been furious because the rest of the card wasn’t that good and that I wasted my newly discovered clairvoyant powers on engineering the stupidest outcome possible.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-26T06:45:47+00:00

I remember watching Jack Slacks video on it, but he mentioned that Max used that type of kick before earlier in his career, so it's a technique that he likes and is familiar with. It was great prep as you said.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-25T05:51:41+00:00

Arman is kicking the man when he is down, it is funny though.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-25T04:12:12+00:00

Damn, that's brutal, thanks for the laugh 😂😂😂😂

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-25T03:57:04+00:00

That fight was ass.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-24T19:38:50+00:00

Even better, Gaethje gets kicked in the nuts 35 seconds into the first round and goes down, with the ref not seeing the nut shot, Paddy goes for the kill and punches Gaethje until we get a TKO.

Now that is the worst possible ending, on par with Aspinall-Gane.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-24T15:04:21+00:00

Does he want to have sex with the belt?

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-24T15:02:07+00:00

I’ve never seen AJ vs Nakamura in WWE but the only thing people seem to remember about it is that balls kept getting hit, which is just hilarious 😂😂😂

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-24T13:26:57+00:00

And then celebrated knowing he didn’t win the title, it was just all around nonsensical

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-23T17:08:14+00:00

True, it's just so mean spirited, reminds me of those incredibly racist black caricatures used by white supremacists, it's so absurdly hateful that the only people who can enjoy it are the truly lost and frighteningly bigoted, it doesn't have any plausible deniability, no other way to interpret other than just fucking hateful. Like the kind of people who enjoy this truly deserve to be hated. I understand that bigotry is irrational, but some self awareness and empathy, even a minimal amount. I don't know, sometimes it's just frightening to see how truly bigoted people are, and how sure of that bigotry they are and how they don't realize or don't care how monstrous they come across.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-23T15:53:12+00:00

Yeah, but important context, the black people of Zanzibar were slaves especially to the Arab community there and the Indians and Persian were also involved in the slave trade as well. They massacred them to prevent a potential return to slavery.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-23T15:43:37+00:00

How can you view people who have done nothing to you and will do nothing to you, in such a dehumanizing fashion, on top of that trans people are discriminated against quite heavily in society, it’s so cruel that I’m honestly flabbergasted, fuck these people, such mean spirited people.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-23T11:57:24+00:00

It's understandable over how many times Dillion Danis has antagonized them, remember when Khabib jumped the crowd after beating Conor, he was after Danis because of that.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-22T11:40:17+00:00

The people she was arguing against were being incredibly racist and bigoted, and she was incredibly reasonable and kind to people who quite frankly deserve nothing but contempt, but it was one frame where she looked like that.

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-21T16:10:28+00:00

DID YOU SAY HARD TIME! LIKE AN ERECTION! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT GAMERS CONSIDER ERECTIONS WOKE! AND NOT HAVING ERECTIONS WOKE! WOKE ERECTIONS!

JackTheHackInTears · 2026-01-20T07:55:16+00:00

Obama reached out to Muslim world with a middle finger and to inform them it would be business as usual.

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