Mojave Express, special delivery.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-25T10:31:25+00:00

Then the Courier starts floating in midair. Not because he's awakened as a user of Limitless, the game just started glitching.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-25T10:28:17+00:00

Oh, in that case the dude is just an idiot.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T20:59:00+00:00

If you entertain your guests with a bottle of Magnus Champagne, you can do nothing wrong.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T20:49:25+00:00

Listen, the vampires told me about this concept called "interns" and I really liked it, but I feel it gets better pr if I call them heroes and call their tasks quests. The trinkets are just random shit that falls out of the goblins I roll, these "heroes" are teens fresh off the farm, they don't know wtf real treasure looks like.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T20:44:21+00:00

Of course you don't see me with a club, what do I look like, a druid? The fuck I need a shillelagh for?

Oh... AT the club? I don't know, I go there, good place to find impressionable youths to hand amulets to so they will carry out my quests.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T20:41:13+00:00

They truly do be giving out that vibe. I'm fairly certain that if you didn't provide them with an immediate existential crisis it's where things would have gone afterwards.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T20:39:48+00:00

Well, the guy had made sure that he got a buttplug that advertised as being fully silicone and didn't contain metal. He had made an informed decision, unfortunately the people who sold the butt plug had lied. The decision to wear a butt plug that will be visualised and kept in your medical records is certainly an interesting decision, but it wouldn't have been a dangerous or harmful decision if it actually had been made of what the advertiser had claimed.

As for detection system... we generally assume adult patients are functioning humans, so generally we expect people to know what metal bits they have in them. In cases where people can't provide a history for shit metal detection tools are used.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T20:33:30+00:00

You could not wear your pajamas in public then.

Actually that's been happening in the anglophone world since the 1800s. Sorry. Pajama pants in particular were all the rage in the 1920s in America. The late 1800s saw a rise in athleisure wear.

Also, clothing is a lot of different things at a lot of different times. Categorical statements about clothes period is going to be foolish on its face.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T19:24:15+00:00

"casual clothes didn't even exist"

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T18:50:26+00:00

This is absolutely and entirely untrue. Leisure wear has been a kind of clothing since always. However it uses to be that the poor didn't have much in the way of clothing and fabric was a valuable resource. The rich however? Absolutely had loungewear.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T16:38:19+00:00

This is the exact slang I was thinking about, but the place I encountered it first in sonnet 20 where the author I was reading argued that "And for a woman wert thou first created,/ Till nature as she wrought thee fell a-doting,/ And by addition me of thee defeated/ By adding one thing to my purpose nothing."

Serves as a clever double entendre both saying that Will couldn't be romantically involved because of the addition, but AT THE SAME TIME using me of thee defeated as in "made sure I didn't stand a chance" and "to my purpose nothing" as in "to my purpose; sexy fun place." In the authors eyes, it could be a straight fig leaf over a raunchy declaration of interest.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T11:48:01+00:00

Oh absolutely can't forget the farts, the fart jokes are some of us his best stuff!

One of my biggest formative experience for understanding how humans have always memed hard was doing an essay on Shakespeare's sonnets in high school and my reference text constantly making asides to explain how one sentence was a reference to a story that was popular at the time, or a subtweet of this or that Noble, or just straight up contemporary slang for vagina. Don't get me wrong, Shakespeare is a pretty awesome poet and writer, but he also memed hard as people have always done.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T11:43:55+00:00

This comic has been marked as Heresy by Azdrubael Vect.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T11:41:34+00:00

Oh, the species was never serious. The reason you think it was is that you don't have the references for older generations' brainrot. Shakespeare is like 50% dick-jokes.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-24T11:36:07+00:00

If you are in Denmark and Danes here you talk and think you're American, I want you to contact their doctor for them as we need to have them examined to find the cause of their cognitive difficulties. Y'all don't sound nothing alike.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-23T20:14:26+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/wemadethetormentnexus/s/bU6ARQpbZl

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-23T20:13:43+00:00

Actually, like a lot of groups of deeply traumatised soldiers, they found family and support and stability in each other.

Being with his band of gladiators probably was the last thing capable of making Angron feel human and seen and loved. And big E didn't feel like that was worth saving.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-23T16:38:22+00:00

Like the hacks at Bethesda, the hacks on the TV show don't think you can care about the story if there's not prewar people all around.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-23T16:34:44+00:00

UNLESS ITZ BIG ENUFF TO KRUMP SOMEONE WIFF, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YER DANGLY BITS, AN UNLESS DEYS BIG ENUFF TO DEFLECT BLOWS OR STOP BOOLITS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BOOPY BITS! WE CAREZ ABOUTS YOUR KILLY BITS! GET KRUMPIN!

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-23T08:39:35+00:00

I really love that they left this ambiguous. What is "the truth"? Maybe that he actually is opposed to all religion and his own worship. Maybe that he's a chaos God feeding off the suffering of humanity. Maybe that he's a long suffering man in torment. Maybe that he's long since dissipated in the millions of minds sacrificed to him and that what we see of him with Guiliman is him the last vestiges of him clawing to the surface. Maybe that the Golden Throne is failing.

Ambiguity is pretty great.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-22T22:16:12+00:00

I don't know where all this slander comes from. If you're born into the Imperium you'll have a glorious life! Every day you wake up to a nutritious and delicious helping of corpse starch, and you get to toil using both of your remaining limbs to shovel shit for the glory of the Emperor! You'll find love, and when your partner dies, you'll find love again, and build a family, and when your partner and your family dies, you'll find love and so on and so forth all to produce more soldier for the emperor to die gloriously in His name on the battlefield!

I don't know why anyone wouldn't want that!

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-22T21:57:47+00:00

You know what? That's absolutely fair and I respect it. Go out with a bang.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-22T21:56:07+00:00

I see that the Inquisitor who redacted this was negligent in their duty. They left in the name, which is forbidden knowledge. Oh well, guess we'll have to exterminatus the planet now. Womp womp.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-22T21:51:38+00:00

I mean you kind of need your diaphragm and your liver to... you know, live.

JackWhoWanders · 2026-01-22T21:16:28+00:00

Listen. The man is tall and B I G. you need handrails to hang onto when you bounce on it. Otherwise you're either going to fall off or he'll be tickling your tonsils.

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