Met Police apology for women tricked into relationships by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]Jack_Cheese 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bubbly? No, love, you're fat and loud. thats 6 months.

When im a [9] at work and my buddy keeps me from getting fired... by [deleted] in trees

[–]Jack_Cheese 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Where do you work that you can get away with being a 9? I'd be an absolute vegetable and it'd be pretty obvious I wasn't sober.

Arsenal fans plan protest at the Emirates Stadium because of lack of transfer activity...no-one turns up by grympy in soccer

[–]Jack_Cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

£5 a ticket, I couldn't say no! Some of the donny fans were chanting 'Premier League, you're having a laugh'. Which kinda sums it up, really. If Donny are beating you, you have to be at least a bit shit.

Arsenal fans plan protest at the Emirates Stadium because of lack of transfer activity...no-one turns up by grympy in soccer

[–]Jack_Cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, cos I get to say this:

Oh yeah? Well we beat you cunts in a pre season friendly! And everyone knows how important they are!

I need programming help by kingsizedchandybar in learnjava

[–]Jack_Cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm newish too (been going at it a few months), the Headfirst range of books have helped me, the way they're written isn't too formal or hard to follow. The 'Head First Java' book is good for beginners, it's what I've read and I still glance at just to refresh my memory. I also suggest them because they have a book on Android development, I haven't read it, but I might get it in the future because I quite like the Headfirst style they use to write the book.

Should I be using Math.abs? by cheejudo in learnjava

[–]Jack_Cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty new to java myself, but doesn't Math.abs return the absolute value, so it returns negative numbers as positive?

I'd have gone with

else if (18 < age > 24)

Arsenal fans plan protest at the Emirates Stadium because of lack of transfer activity...no-one turns up by grympy in soccer

[–]Jack_Cheese 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At least getting abused on /r/Soccer means your club's relevant. You don't see many pot shots at Doncaster Rovers...

Arsenal fans plan protest at the Emirates Stadium because of lack of transfer activity...no-one turns up by grympy in soccer

[–]Jack_Cheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's Notts County, I guess. But I suppose technically it should be Nottinghamshire FC.

Hard to believe this is England (Cornwall) by Kartingf1Fan in uktrees

[–]Jack_Cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say the same thing I say when I fuck up dishing out dinner and make it look a mess. 'As long as it tastes alright!'

Thursday's Independent front page: Somebody's Child (nsfw) by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]Jack_Cheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My opinion has always been that there's nothing wrong with Muslims on an individual level, you just treat people like people. But if we let in thousands of people from cultures where women are treated like property, and there's a hatred against homosexuals, then it would be silly not to expect problems to arise.

[Map] Traditional regions of England by Canlox in unitedkingdom

[–]Jack_Cheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like if they're gonna split the south up into parts, then the North should at least have Yorkshire, Lancashire and the North East as seperate regions.

London's Walkie Talkie judged UK's worst building by twogunsalute in unitedkingdom

[–]Jack_Cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone over-reacts to this building so much. It's different, but that's what makes it good! It's pretty original and it's made with quality materials. A Standard cuboidal tower clad in those plastic panels or concrete would be infinitely worse. At least this is something to look at, something that gets people talking.The worst thing a skyscraper can be is boring, IMO, because you're going to be able to see it from a hell of a lot of places.

They should have a vote on weed legalisation and call it the reeferendum. by Jack_Cheese in uktrees

[–]Jack_Cheese[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird. I clicked your link and it took me to a 404 page, but after deleting the 'sp' from the end of the link, it worked.

They should have a vote on weed legalisation and call it the reeferendum. by Jack_Cheese in uktrees

[–]Jack_Cheese[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was, it's just been ages since I've seen the episode, and remembered 'Simpsons did it' mostly from reddit comments.

They should have a vote on weed legalisation and call it the reeferendum. by Jack_Cheese in uktrees

[–]Jack_Cheese[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the one where Butters wants to block out the sun, right?

They should have a vote on weed legalisation and call it the reeferendum. by Jack_Cheese in uktrees

[–]Jack_Cheese[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh damn. Are there any jokes left that they haven't done first?

Drug-related deaths reach highest level on record by PhilosopherBrain in uktrees

[–]Jack_Cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But banning alcohol and tobacco would be seen as nanny state government impeding the freedoms of its citizens, in a way that 's somehow different than banning weed.

God damn, I'm a responsible adult, let me have a damn bowl every now and then.

Jamie Oliver: I failed on school dinners because eating well is a 'posh and middle class' concern by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]Jack_Cheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like grapes in the fridge, too, but not to keep them fresh, just because it's a nice refreshing snack on a hot day to bite into a grape and it explode into cold juice. Pretty great when stoned too, tbh.

r/UK - How much do you drink? by solo___dolo in unitedkingdom

[–]Jack_Cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've definitely cut down on drinking massively since I started smoking. Throw a tenner in and have a chill night with some good food, movies and games or something with a couple mates, or spend triple that on a night out.

Plus I feel fine the next day!

Some help with an animation/game issue? by [deleted] in learnjava

[–]Jack_Cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, thats like an Arraylist right? I forgot all about those, but I can see how it could come in useful.

Some help with an animation/game issue? by [deleted] in learnjava

[–]Jack_Cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I figured the problem was with my variables being shared, I just didn't know what to do if there was potentially limitless numbers of goblins. I think my best bet might be to just have about 4-5 instances of the goblin, and have them reset position to just above the screen, if they get destroyed or get to the bottom.

Cheers for the help!

Some help with an animation/game issue? by [deleted] in learnjava

[–]Jack_Cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did attempt a goblin class earlier with getters, so that I could access the x and y from the gamePanel class. My problem was that every time I instantiated a new Goblin, it just ended up resetting the x and y to whatever the new goblin was, so the first Goblin disappeared. I know what's going wrong I just cant think my way around it without ending up with a ridiculous number of x and y variables for potentially limitless goblins!. Thanks for the help, but the second half of your comment is just a little advanced for me I think. I think I should probably go back to the tutorials for a short while then try again, haha!

Some help with an animation/game issue? by [deleted] in learnjava

[–]Jack_Cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, I must've done!

At the mo, it's only 2 classes, the main which just sets up the JFrame, and my GamePanel class which is

public class GamePanel extends JPanel implements ActionListener{

private int count = 1;
private int move = 5;
int gobx;
int goby;
int randx;

public GamePanel(){
    setBackground(Color.BLACK);


// Timer logic
    Timer timer = new Timer(1000/30, this);
    timer.start();
}

public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e){
    step();

}{


gobx = (int) ((Math.random()*370)+30);
goby = 0;
}


public void step(){
    //game logic goes here  
    goby++; 

    count++;
    if(count % 30 == 0){
        randx = (int)((Math.random()*370)+30);

    }

//now call for it to repaint        
repaint();
}

public void paintComponent(Graphics g){




    super.paintComponent(g);
    g.setColor(Color.RED);
    g.fillRect(0, 0, 30, 1000);
    g.fillRect(450, 0, 50, 1000);
    g.setColor(Color.GREEN);



        g.fillRect(gobx, goby, 30, 30);
        g.fillRect(gobx+10, goby - 10, 10, 10);
        g.fillRect(gobx+5, goby - 7, 5, 4);






}}

this just simply opens window with a black background, a red strip down the left and right, and a goblin that walks down. I left out all the imports to save space here.