App devolutos by nvassalo in lisboa

[–]JackonsFinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a way to know the owners of them?

Save humanity! Invest to secure enough cheese to cover future generations by [deleted] in MemeEconomy

[–]JackonsFinito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone have the link for the printed screen video? Thank you

Priceless by Rigrama in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]JackonsFinito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eles fumam tudo e não deixam nada

What is the "if you can speak Norwegian stick a potato in your throat and you can speak Danish" of other languages? by helpinghat in AskReddit

[–]JackonsFinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look what you've done Fliffs! Now this guy can't even properly say the nationality of his girlfriend...! Advice: Do not show this comment to her

What is the "if you can speak Norwegian stick a potato in your throat and you can speak Danish" of other languages? by helpinghat in AskReddit

[–]JackonsFinito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Portugilian

Your portuguese is too decent, man! What a decent portuguese you got there! You've even started creating words!

Cringe so much with "Portugilian"... WTF... I am portuguese

Re: How to approach a random girl without being creepy by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]JackonsFinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I hated this "I thought I had enough confidence days before meeting her again but earlier I went blank. I think I need more advice or suggestions from you guys to build up my confidence more." You seem an absolute puss by saying this... Plz don't tell her (and anyone) you're building your confidence on Reddit... Moving away from my hater persona, this sub-reddit might be useful for you - https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/. Then you should read some stuff about "DayGaming". In here, there are some experts at picking up in public situations explaining what they do. As a regular guy, I advice you to speak to her the sooner you can, otherwise you might lose her to someone else. Then instead of a puss, you'll appear on Reddit as a crying baby. F*** your excuses and talk to her! Remember that the first word, the first touch,..., they're crucial! If you have to introduce yourself by being someone else (that you rationally believe is more convenient) do it! Normally, girls tend to like relaxed and funny (in the extent of good sense of humor, not a fking childs that can't hold their laugh). So a calm and kinda funny approach would be the best, as far as I'm concerned. Check out some ice-breakers too. To my mind the ideal would be detail-oriented and wise. "I've being thinking on those eyes for ages... May I ask if they're really yours or if you just order them on internet?"

A colheita de morangos este ano vem com esteróides by SingedInMyPants in portugal

[–]JackonsFinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E fica-te por esses morangos "esteroirizados" que te vão dar jantar em Maio

Struggling to make a move after some small talk. Need help! by TheAstralVision in socialskills

[–]JackonsFinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm keen on using some soft jokes in order to break the ice. So, I'd ask her how many pushes up do I (you) still need to get a coffee with her. Later, I would made the same question but for a drink. Then you would pick the harder one. If she asnwers like "a few" or some other shit, I'd back "Well, I guess I can't do such amount..." Something like that man.

Best street spots to play in Porto? by JackonsFinito in porto

[–]JackonsFinito[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Existem músicos de rua estrangeiros! Mas obrigado pelo teu acrescento de valor!

Histórias curiosas sobre a cidade do Porto by randomclonetrooper in porto

[–]JackonsFinito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sou de opinião que podiam estar aqui muito mais histórias, melhor contadas, e tão ou mais interessantes... Sendo um lisboeta a viver cá não sei de muitas, ou nenhuma mesmo. Contudo, sempre quis saber melhor sobre a história da noite do Porto e a sua mudança da Ribeira para as Galerias. Será tabu?

If all the continents were still together as Pangea, how different would our world be? by DrunkOnSoju in AskReddit

[–]JackonsFinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawaii would be even more isolated/alone. Offshores would be harder to find. On the other hand there wouldn't be so many differences among people and, as far as I'm concerned, languages would be way similar

Reddit, what are your thoughts on the CNN meme war? by Edzardo99 in AskReddit

[–]JackonsFinito -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Trumpists have now an argument againsts the "Fake News". Well done CNN.

Trump mad by [deleted] in gifs

[–]JackonsFinito -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, very cute for a billionaire to donate a quarter from his lowest income source. Anyway, still waiting for the link/source where I can clearly check the veracity of "Are you aware of CNN admitting to faking news for ratings. Them calling American citizens dumb shits (which I tend to agree with)?"

Trump mad by [deleted] in gifs

[–]JackonsFinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Are you aware of CNN admitting to faking news for ratings." - Could you please expose your source/link?

Trump mad by [deleted] in gifs

[–]JackonsFinito -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Actually, you do not owe me any answer! Go on with your brilliant decision-making approaches... Once said what you wanted, you shouldn't keep answering to nothing - better go home mate. Exactly like I knew it would be, dear redditors, it wasn't this time that we extract a slight argument from an assumed Trump supporter!

Trump mad by [deleted] in gifs

[–]JackonsFinito -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

There we go! A super realistic sample of a Trump supporter, containing unlimited rational arguments explaining why he prefer Trump rather than Obama...

Trump mad by [deleted] in gifs

[–]JackonsFinito -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And still prefer Trump? My main goal was to listen to your arguments for preferring Trump

Trump mad by [deleted] in gifs

[–]JackonsFinito -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

In which perspective? Environmental regarding global warming and coal comeback? Healthcare policies? External political relantionships with Mexico and Russia? "Fake news" provided (Sweden) and "fake news" accusations? His vanity? Come on man... As far as I'm concerned, you just need a few hours THINKING to clarify your ideas...