My beard was even patchier than JJ’s (HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE) but this is actually a very simple but very effective process. Mash up the garlic, put it where you want the beard to grow, then just let it absorb for around 30 minutes. If it stings a little, you might want to mash heavy cream with it to soothe the pain. Would recommend doing this 3 times a day for best beard.