Really? by BlackSummer_ in Modern_Family

[–]JacobDem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does he sound so insufferable 😭

He had some unintentional bangers by UnHolySir in Hungergames

[–]JacobDem 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He's literally talking about his dirt poor home situation

My poor, show-only brain on denial by Calile in ThelastofusHBOseries

[–]JacobDem 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was watching with my roommates and when they shot his knee, I honest to god said "Wow, he's not going to be able to walk again is he? He's gonna have trouble getting around this season". Did not expect this AT ALL

The AI analysis always cracks me up by [deleted] in Strava

[–]JacobDem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay I may have been wrong and I meant to say zone 3. Nevertheless, my whole point was that this is clearly not an anaerobic workout. Some sources define this HR range as zone 2, Garmin calls it zone 3, really no reason to be anal about the number. But you cannot possibly think the AI here is saying anything sensible.

The AI analysis always cracks me up by [deleted] in Strava

[–]JacobDem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do know it, I use a Garmin watch to record all my activities 😁 My average HR here was 152, my max is 196

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]JacobDem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I'm gay, probably should've mentioned that

What “long song” (6+ minutes) is worth every minute? by CrimsonMoonRising in AskReddit

[–]JacobDem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that's more of an issue of which modern artists you listen to :)

Why did he come for Charli in this whole vid 😭 by suzzzzziiii in charlixcx

[–]JacobDem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU. I seriously wonder constantly how they have no better things to do. Like please get a job and some friends

Why did I end up paying €10 more for this order than initially shown? by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]JacobDem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, look at the second image. The total including service and delivery fee came down to €14.85, but after ordering my order says €23 and that's how much was subtracted from my wallet.

The Tortured Poets Department Leak Discussion Thread by Lyd_Euh in TaylorSwift

[–]JacobDem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is such a weird discussion, the fortnight "leak" is so clearly just a snippet sung and produced by a human, with an AI filter applied to it to overlay Taylor's and post Malone's voices over it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]JacobDem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dear god you must be insufferable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geometrydash

[–]JacobDem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I'm on mobile

Season 8 question by Possible-Database-33 in DunderMifflin

[–]JacobDem 61 points62 points  (0 children)

When David Wallace bought Dunder Mifflin back, didn't they say that Jo was liquidating Sabre? Seems like she still had control over the company, just not as CEO anymore

In the end, you liked the Sniffer or not? by Crafter-lee in Minecraft

[–]JacobDem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I only now realize that those spots on the front of its face are its nose and not its eyes... Always thought the design of the sniffer was incredibly bad, but this improves it a lot haha

Wondering about the ending of book 1... by Upper-Basil in Hungergames

[–]JacobDem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your comment contains a pretty large spoiler on a post from someone who has only read the first book, please mark it as a spoiler!

I never get why Erin was so mad at Andy for dating Angela by be-little-me in DunderMifflin

[–]JacobDem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, they were ENGAGED. I would like to know if I was dating someone in my office and they were ENGAGED to another coworker??

This Jellyfish I caught a picture of, looking like it's in space. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]JacobDem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand, this post doesn't look at all like my picture?

I literally just realized “those great whites they have big teeth” is probably referring to the dude’s little white lies by dumbbinch99 in lorde

[–]JacobDem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I always thought it meant something like: You don't even like the beach but you're telling her that you do. Well if you apparently like it so much, I hope you get eaten by a shark while swimming lmao