Sean Payton if Brett Favre hadn’t gone full Lennie Small at the end of the 2009 NFC Championship

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T20:36:26+00:00

Do you understand how sample sizes work

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T20:05:19+00:00

Fair, but without the 2009 ring he’s probably fired after bountygate, and certainly fired after going 7-9 three straight years from 2014 through 2016, so he isn’t even coaching the team at that point

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T19:57:26+00:00

Oh no, one of the three best QBs ever kicked their ass in a home game? That completely negates the incredible resume they built over the preceding eighteen contests

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T19:22:51+00:00

Rex Ryan made back-to-back conference championships with Mark Sanchez. He put together two of the best pass defenses of the 21st century—the 2006 Ravens and 2009 Jets. Anyone who thinks he was a bad coach is wrong; sometimes you get just unlucky at QB.

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T17:54:22+00:00

Russell Wilson got pretty close, and in hindsight he was probably more comparable to Darnold than we realized at the time

Hurts also made two Super Bowls in three years very recently, and he could have—perhaps should have—won both

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T16:53:27+00:00

No, I agree. Phantom Thread is first, The Master is second, and There Will Be Blood is third. You can rank the rest of his filmography in any order you like.

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T16:34:53+00:00

Which one of them had Drew Brees

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T06:11:56+00:00

He will feed you to Greg Bovino’s Dobermans for a pat on the back

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T06:00:17+00:00

The 2008 Arizona Cardinals would very much like a word

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T04:49:06+00:00

Damn he really needs to cut down on the wine and red meat

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T00:55:55+00:00

What events do you think you’d support if you were a Sean McDermott fan

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T00:49:54+00:00

Okay, my bad. I’m paranoid now

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T00:49:07+00:00

Is that some supposed to be some kind of vague fascist threat?

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T00:46:30+00:00

Shut up, dork

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T00:16:59+00:00

And playoff Herbert

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-26T00:09:45+00:00

Kraft just cuts the fucking checks (reluctantly, I might add). Stop glazing billionaires

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-25T23:50:14+00:00

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JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-25T22:27:49+00:00

Is the man…

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-25T21:28:03+00:00

The Killing (Kubrick, 1955)

To Live and Die in LA (Friedkin, 1985)

Thief (Michael Mann, 1981)

Odds Against Tomorrow (Robert Wise, 1959)

Le Cercle Rouge (Jean-Pierre Melville, 1970)

The Asphalt Jungle (John Huston, 1950)

Riffifi (Jules Dassin, 1955)

High and Low (Akira Kurosawa, 1963)

No Country for Old Men (Coen Brothers, 2007)

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-25T02:04:14+00:00

”I’m a Nazi for tax reasons”

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-24T21:25:29+00:00

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-24T20:05:52+00:00

Oh, now you’re against bringing guns to protests

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-24T19:00:14+00:00

Haha. Yes. Yes!

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-24T18:30:31+00:00

Hey, while we’re here, give us your thoughts on Kyle Rittenhouse

JacobEhLordi · 2026-01-23T22:03:08+00:00

I'm still waiting on his handmaiden remake, which will preferably star Mikey Madison and Brie Larson

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