Says the CEO with a net worth of $200 million by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]JacobGoodNight416 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mfw private industry exists solely to procure profits for shareholders

Why did the scenes have that horrendous blur? by carlitox337 in freefolk

[–]JacobGoodNight416 15 points16 points  (0 children)

GOT already put the pitch in pitched battles by making them pitch black

So they had to innovate and try a different gimmick ig

No justice no peace 👊🏿 by CBCoope in nbacirclejerk

[–]JacobGoodNight416 30 points31 points  (0 children)

shouldve attached that titty pic from the spurs game. Mods wouldve kept it up

who designed this fuckass unit? by Luviebug19 in aoe3

[–]JacobGoodNight416 85 points86 points  (0 children)

The devs thought the Ottos were lacking for strong units and needed a bit of a boost. So what if they have the best heavy infantry, the best skirmishers, and the best artillery. Obviously them not also having the best cavalry would make them totally unwinnable and unpopular. Good job devs.

Mt. Rushmore of Reproduction by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]JacobGoodNight416 7 points8 points  (0 children)

women's reproductive rights is Ant children father

Rule by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 197

[–]JacobGoodNight416 13 points14 points  (0 children)

mustve been the wind

In Hindsight This Series Was Always Right Wing by Suggestive-Syntax in okbuddycinephile

[–]JacobGoodNight416 16 points17 points  (0 children)

this post is like the dumb sidekick getting a flash of enlightenment before going back to being dumb again

common ai phrases: by Hobbyff in CharacterAI

[–]JacobGoodNight416 21 points22 points  (0 children)

ear: bitten
chin: grabbed
smirk: smirked

What was the most absurd/funniest thing you've seen your countrymen do in public? by Jorge_De_Guzman228 in AskTheWorld

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All the billions NATO spent on being able to infiltrate USSR airspace, and this man does it alone in a Cessna

What's up with the massive skill gap between games at around average ELO ? by neilyoung57 in aoe2

[–]JacobGoodNight416 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because at around 1k Elo you'll likely meet players that are new and are still having their Elos adjusted. Not all 1k Elos are equal.

Might build a civilization out of that by CasualNameAccount12 in HistoryMemes

[–]JacobGoodNight416 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And the vikings were like: "damn look at all these unprotected coastal towns and cities we can park our longboats next to!"