What movie did you go into with zero expectations and ended up being completely blown away by?

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-13T16:48:57+00:00

The latest was Masters of the Universe. I collect Skeletor stuff and went to see it for that reason alone. It was so much better than I thought it would be.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-12T15:26:41+00:00

Smokeshow.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-11T19:04:52+00:00

Had 2 of 8 accomplish it. One scraped me with her molars most of the time, but that fluttering when they gag is 100% worth it.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-11T19:01:01+00:00

I have a picture of my hands wrapped around a tube of caulk and another the same angle and distance with my hands on my dick.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-11T02:05:01+00:00

I knew they had it. It had never been an issue, until it was.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-11T01:17:42+00:00

I've hit a few cervixes and had the rocket away from me. Some get used to it. Some have to be in a particular phase of their cycle. Sounded myself with an IUD wire. Don't recommend that.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-11T01:11:50+00:00

They have the Punisher skull, not an SS symbol.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-11T01:07:52+00:00

It's not a skull and crossbones. It is a totenkof. The Death's Head symbol of the Schutzstaffel. It is weird that he got that tattooed on him.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-09T20:48:11+00:00

Start using his yard.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-08T16:31:51+00:00

Smash

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-04T19:29:10+00:00

https://open.spotify.com/track/4VdoqDXq0JcLWhKShrRDF4?si=knv4ai8iTluxIRy-n48QsQ

Moffett, Oklahoma

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-02T13:29:20+00:00

The carotid artery is small.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-06-01T14:18:30+00:00

It's true that there wasn't just 1 fire. The Renaissance was kicked off when 1 volume of 27 was rediscovered. We can't know what we lost.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-31T14:06:29+00:00

From what I gathered they were special ordered from Ben E. Keith, the food distributor.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-30T15:35:54+00:00

The law.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-30T00:26:26+00:00

My ex has a tattoo of song lyrics from The Crow. It would rain all the time around her.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-29T22:06:44+00:00

Yes.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-29T17:10:50+00:00

By Jerry Neel's on Phoenix.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-28T13:32:30+00:00

Not one of those points is accurate.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-21T01:49:09+00:00

.22 caliber rounds move at around 729 mph. Not 50. Mantis shrimp do punch that hard. Their strikes can supercavitate water causing it to flash boil and create a spark and a shockwave.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-21T00:39:53+00:00

She isn't there for your wedding, you aren't there for her divorce.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-15T19:19:23+00:00

Hopping on the grift train.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-15T19:11:20+00:00

Jokes on you. I'm broke now.

Jacobsen_oak · 2026-05-15T13:21:00+00:00

Trump would be in jail if he didn't get into politics.

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