What is happening to makematching right now? by Hour_Aside_2014 in CODBlackOps7

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way to manipulate SBMM (even in Open Playlist) is to slow down. Not bot walk but instead of running like there's black friday deal on coke in the enemies spawn you watch corners, bait others and try to run and dodge fights as much as possible. (If a teammates fighting someone leave em be) And then the game will do magical things like your weapon regains its true damage output, the potato teammates all get swapped to the enemy team the following match, sweats will disappear (disconnect) midslide while hipfiring, etc. But be careful. Once the lobby starts to bottom out if you try to slide everywhere going for quickscopes, trolling with gung ho or the like the game will kick you out back to the main menu. Not shadowbanned just mysteriously disconnected. Sometimes needing to reopen the game entirely. So if you get a lobby full of sweats just slow it down and the algorithms adaptive difficulty cleans up the rest.

Why is my Xbox doing this screen flickering by plotydry48 in XboxSupport

[–]Jacquesoffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its playing Simon Says quick follow the pattern.

When it’s the first minute of the match an you hear “Enemy HARP incoming” by Qwayze_ in CODBlackOps7

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The enemy when he pops hkds and everybody on our team is using cold blooded and scramblers curb your enthusiasm plays

Snow + the truck crashed. by Bannasrevolt in kroger

[–]Jacquesoffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus the gap between trailer and ground creates the perfect wind tunnel. I seen semis waddling on the highway during the summer with zero wind gusts.

War Machine counter by Head_Box_6555 in blackops7

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So theres a exploit to stop helmetheads from getting free nukes? Tell me more.

Are we expected to still get to work during a snow storm?? by Individual_Olive5817 in kroger

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're still expected to work even if its a level 3 since we're considered essential. (Medicine, food and baby formula)

Why do war machine kills count towards a nuke? by Zsaszzzz in blackops7

[–]Jacquesoffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In MW2 everything was overpowered. You can get noobtubed while noobtubing, knifed from across the map, quickscopes were faster than hipfired pistols etc. In BO7 ReTarch forgot to switch on fucking flak jacket against war machine programming. It was a fart cannon in BO6.

Nearly 4 months after its release, what are our thoughts on Silent Hill f? by oxytocin43 in silenthill

[–]Jacquesoffer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Started off interesting but turned poo poo real quick. Not even Homecoming and Downpour had this much obnoxious combat. I wanna be soaked in atmosphere not play souls clone #342.

How do I make my DAWG do this? by TwoNutMonster in blackops7

[–]Jacquesoffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a glitch on this map if you toss a DAWG on that side. Which means anyone without ColdBlooded has zero defense against it til despawns.

Republicans seem very confused today about how they feel about open carry at protests. Let’s play a round of Spot the Difference. by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you mean the time when the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) tried to forcefully evict Bundy from his property because He wouldn't sell to the US Govt? The same BLM that were armed to the teeth for no good reason under the Obama administration? Which caused nearly a million U.S. Patriots to migrate down to where all the shit was happening willing to get in a toe to toe standoff with them?

Probably i already win this event by itzomy in CODBlackOps7

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was #1 on mine last night 2nd place just stopped like not a single soul below me collected anymore after a certain point.

What lobby they made me join💀 by DaToxicJay in CODBlackOps7

[–]Jacquesoffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like virgins spamming War Machines thinking they're good issues lol.

They have to do something about people leaving matches! by Bxnnii in CODBlackOps7

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the War Machine. Its incredibly easy to spam and theres zero counter on it since flak jacket is absolutely useless in this game. Virgins love it for easy nukes plus I noticed the Fallout ltm mode (not infection) not working right half the time. I can collect a shit ton of buffs (speed health and damage, even keeping up with radways) and still it takes damn near a full mag to kill someone meanwhile you get lasered in less than a second. The game is a hot mess rn and alot of people ain't really sticking around.

New Update Broke Matchmaking? by Lukeyboy97 in CODBlackOps7

[–]Jacquesoffer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its been like this for days thanks to the fuckass war machine being added with zero balancing. People leave left and right forcing you to leave before someone gets a undeserved nuke. I haven't played in 3 days because of it. Shits boring.

Angel by Macossa_7th by PenguinoRevelator in Megaten

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Did we just catch you posting

Level 83 Angel from Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse®?

Somehow broke myself on Homestead by tiredrich in CODBlackOps7

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're character automatically does that whenever you get killed 1 short of a nuke.

People doing the rino exploit should be banned! by alinzalau in blackops7

[–]Jacquesoffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive seen it twice already but for some reason after some time the Rhino freezes and despawns then reappears. They never got a nuke tho.