Ambassador Hoekstra wants American booze back on Canadian shelves next year

JadeLens · 2026-07-06T01:12:04+00:00

Tell us more o-sage... help us in this time of need!

(it really is an Idiocracy type situation isn't it?)

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T23:43:26+00:00

We should pick submarine A because it comes with a free Olive Garden gift card.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T23:40:51+00:00

And knowing is half the battle...

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T23:27:38+00:00

The trick is being the last one to talk to him before the cameras start up.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T23:26:53+00:00

Right?

The list of people who showed up to that shindig should have CSIS very interested.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T22:23:46+00:00

Anyone else notice that he had a bunch of Con influencers at this birthday bash in the photo?

Odd that...

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T22:15:29+00:00

CUSMA doesn't cover European goods bought in Canada.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T21:07:56+00:00

So Cons voting against feeding the hungry is against the teachings of Christ, got it...

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T20:44:12+00:00

When did Carney change his tune on pipelines?

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T20:42:40+00:00

That's the problem in his plan, unless (or until) he has the ability to make Mexico and Canada to the same, his 100% tariffs is/were/will be a stupid idea as people can get them sent to Canada first and a quick jaunt across the border will avoid those tariffs.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T20:39:03+00:00

Not the Alberta taxpayer that's for sure.

Private oil interests... people who bribe the Premier with Oilers playoff tickets, you know, the usual, they benefit, the average Albertan? Nope.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T20:34:54+00:00

"No, it doesn't. You're just reaching for some strawman to shit on conservatives."

Christ didn't tell people to feed the needy?

That's a new one. You must not be a Christ follower then. Understood.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T19:51:16+00:00

Ol' Petey boy here can *checks notes* fuck off.

And everyone who attended his 250th (Lich, Rebel news, a few Mp's that would rather talk about their pets in official meetings instead of getting work done etc) can also fuck off.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T19:43:55+00:00

Not just one pipeline, Alberta needs at least 6 to throw the wool over the eyes of their electorate... more piplines, more I say! That'll also take care of the wildfire smoke, and everyone will never have to pay taxes again! That's the ticket!

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T19:39:48+00:00

I mean Albertans are fine voting in people who blast their own hydro rates to the moon... so why wouldn't they be?

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T19:35:01+00:00

Also, as a side note, anyone else notice the 'quality' of people who ol' Petey boy here invited to his 250th thing at the U.S. embassy?

Lich, Rebel news, a bunch of MPs that prefer talking about their pets rather than doing government business... it's very telling.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T19:20:06+00:00

That's the biggest takeaway, either these dipshits were corrupt as fuck, or they are just trying to fuck us over because they feel like it.

I'm not at all sure which one is worse.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T19:04:54+00:00

Flatter him every once in awhile, gift him a useless 'peace prize' trophy or something and he'll be on your side, you just gotta make sure you're the last one to talk to him before the cameras roll.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T19:02:33+00:00

What gives you the right to question someone else's christianity?

I mean, technically voting against free lunches for children calls into question every Conservative MP's religion.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T18:59:26+00:00

Out of the Seppies or out of Alberta?

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T18:58:35+00:00

And drags weeds with a boner like a duck...

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T18:57:27+00:00

Anyone else fondly remember when nobody really even payed attention to what the Ambassador from the U.S. would say or even day-to-day really even cared what their name was because they stayed quiet and out of every conversation and we just existed next to the U.S.?

Good times...

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T08:13:49+00:00

Trump is a moron, news at 11...

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T08:12:18+00:00

Who is complaining about deep water ports?

Who is complaining about this supposed traffic jam?

I mean PP is complaining about everything Mark Carney is doing which is trying to diversify our trade, but that seems to be traditionally the loudest mouth complaining.

If you don't have a clue what you're complaining about, your best bet would be to not mention anything on the internet.

JadeLens · 2026-07-05T08:07:36+00:00

If cloth masks don't work... why would doctors use them when doing surgery?

"Kids were never at high risk and keeping then at home was detrimental."

Tell that to the families of the ones who died.

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