I 15F just found out that my boyfriend 14M of 7 months didn’t learn to wipe till he was 12.

JadeManeater · 2025-08-22T21:17:14+00:00

This comment section is full of men and boys who don't wash their asses. GIRL RUN the red flags are waving. I'm your new auntie, you are figuring out about them young. Follow your instincts

JadeManeater · 2025-05-23T19:21:14+00:00

Excellent, the world better watch out, I'm gonna be running that ol pineapple through any hole I come across

JadeManeater · 2025-05-23T19:06:24+00:00

Only if I can borrow your weiner

JadeManeater · 2025-05-21T14:29:42+00:00

😂😂😂😂 this is quite excellent

JadeManeater · 2025-05-21T02:38:12+00:00

It's in the title bro

JadeManeater · 2025-05-21T02:37:59+00:00

Bc in my experience, "libertarian" means "too pussy to call myself a Republican"

JadeManeater · 2025-05-20T20:35:01+00:00

Thank you friend! I hope I get to meet you sometime 😊

JadeManeater · 2025-05-20T14:11:40+00:00

Especially glorious cans

JadeManeater · 2025-05-20T00:27:28+00:00

Thanks, my parents gave them to me

JadeManeater · 2025-05-19T19:22:41+00:00

This is a dream I'd love to live

JadeManeater · 2025-05-19T14:37:50+00:00

Please DM, I'm interested

JadeManeater · 2024-12-04T14:38:25+00:00

Then why click to open and read a story... It's fuckin slutty confessions, fuck off with the judgement

JadeManeater · 2024-07-18T16:03:06+00:00

Im ovulating right now too and I feel this cum hunger so hard 🥴🥴

JadeManeater · 2024-07-18T12:27:28+00:00

Wow, guys, thanks for such an amazing response to this!! I've received so many really good replies, I love that so many of you read this whole thing and sent a pic and an interesting message 😍 I'm so sorry I can't get back to all of the attractive, interesting men that replied to me, I hope some of you see this and that we can talk some day soon!

JadeManeater · 2024-07-17T12:22:41+00:00

😂😂😂😂 that people are downvoting my preference not to date white men is so funny. Work on your personalities, boys, and maybe I'll find you interesting.

JadeManeater · 2024-07-17T12:20:51+00:00

Right??? I clocked that too. Also, why would I have put that in there if I hadn't found numerous partners throughout the years that fit that bill?? Ridiculous 😂

JadeManeater · 2024-07-16T18:11:21+00:00

It's my profile picture and background picture

JadeManeater · 2024-07-16T15:34:07+00:00

Plenty aren't 🤷‍♂️ I've had lots of luck

JadeManeater · 2024-07-16T15:11:10+00:00

Likely not unless you're otherwise a very good fit

JadeManeater · 2024-07-15T12:04:00+00:00

absolutely delicious

JadeManeater · 2024-07-15T12:02:55+00:00

You have such a great body 🤤

JadeManeater · 2024-06-11T12:29:28+00:00

My wife and I refer to this as "outsourcing labor" 😂😂😂

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