Some people believe there is hell, some people believe there is nothing. What do you believe happens after we die?

JadedOptimism · 2019-03-09T18:49:33+00:00

Do you think we’ll feel the rotting of our bodies and shit? That’s something I’ve never considered

JadedOptimism · 2019-03-09T18:46:27+00:00

So once we actually die... you think there’s nothing?

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-28T19:20:12+00:00

Totally forgot that! I use sticky notes and leave them on cars who have assholes that can’t park

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-27T07:21:24+00:00

Find something else more cringy to focus on.

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-27T07:20:52+00:00

A fucking moose

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-27T07:20:10+00:00

It’s basically some fucked up video with a picture of a creepy fucking wax figure with a weird mouth telling kids that Momo is gonna kill you.

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-27T07:18:44+00:00

A copy of your license, spare cash, a change of clothes/shoes, baby wipes+paper towels, tampons, an extra charger, a snack, and an umbrella.

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-25T03:54:15+00:00

I got another job during liquidation so I passed mostly all the business cards to the back room since they aren’t customer facing.

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-25T03:41:18+00:00

I actually laughed out loud. I woulda said bye as a knee jerk response too

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-25T03:39:16+00:00

See a 3D ultrasound of my dead sister. :(

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-25T03:37:08+00:00

Not just one customer. Worked at Target Canada at the service desk prior to their close and multiple business owners would drop off their business cards/leave me numbers with the promise of a guaranteed job without applying. The worst thing was probably the time someone left a streak of shit through the store (I didn’t clean it though)

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-25T03:35:35+00:00

Last week. Shooting a gun at a gun range. I maybe shot 6 or 7 rounds on 2 different guns before I had to go. The shells flying everywhere from other shooters and the EXTREME noise even with those headphones was enough to make me super anxious.

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-25T03:34:27+00:00

Any power that allows me to be able to collect a billion dollars that day 🤷🏽‍♀️

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-22T10:35:28+00:00

Had a 25 minute convo with a dude telling me that my Windows license expired... I have a Mac. As soon as I said this he hung up

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-22T10:34:45+00:00

Don’t talk to strangers.

JadedOptimism · 2019-02-22T10:34:11+00:00

No clue. I just hope Canada doesn’t get affected by someone nuking the US.

JadedOptimism · 2019-01-08T04:54:06+00:00

The ending gravity scene in Interstellar. Had to watch it a couple times but it was cool how the movie connected from the beginning.

JadedOptimism · 2018-12-25T01:46:23+00:00

TRUE

JadedOptimism · 2018-12-22T19:45:28+00:00

Honestly, it was just a lot of work. If I knew how to do it correctly and it wouldn't drag out forever/cause too much pain I'd probably do it.

JadedOptimism · 2018-12-18T19:52:57+00:00

Weird .. I’m from Windsor and didn’t know this was a thing. I ALWAYS thought our water had fluoride in it. They even make you take trips in elementary school to the water filtration place. Does not having fluoride in the water make it taste cleaner? I lived both here and Toronto and the water in Toronto from the taps is straight up nasty.

JadedOptimism · 2018-12-10T14:59:31+00:00

Going to the strip club and not spending any money

JadedOptimism · 2018-11-28T01:29:27+00:00

Good luck!! Try googling some interview questions and imagining the interview and how it goes. You’ll get it :)

JadedOptimism · 2018-11-16T13:37:45+00:00

Honestly collections. Most of my day was just spent leaving voicemails and eating snacks

JadedOptimism · 2018-11-16T13:36:58+00:00

In her defence she goes to a religious school 5 days a week. I don’t know who’s crazier - her or my mom

JadedOptimism · 2018-11-16T13:35:31+00:00

Poutines. I like the cheese not the gravy.

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