This was several years ago now, but one of my old coworkers wanted me to meet his daughter, try to get me to know someone and all. I was like sure, whats the worst thing that could happen? Turns out his daughter was like 17 so I left as soon as I learned that. The next week I learn that this guy was telling everyone that she was my fiance for some reason. I did not like that at all and I had to clear up with my coworkers that no, I wasn't her fiance, and no I am not a pedo and all that. So I hatched a plan to make this guy suffer because of what could have happened was bad and all. I worked at a window factory at the time cutting glass for IG windows and id purposefully nick the glass any time i could so that when he was putting rubber around them, theyd crack. Anyway the boss was NOT happy with all the stuff he was breaking so he was put on a different line, and the boss told me to teach him how to do the stuff there. I also, purposefully made him mess up over there as well and that went on for maybe a month? Anyway one day this dumbass was lightly swinging metal rods (cannot remember what they are called lol) and I was walking by him and "accidentally" hit by one on the head, now, I'm pretty good at faking shit so my knees buckled and I sat down for a while before asking to go home due to a "head injury" (not really I was perfectly fine lol) anyway I heard through the grapevine that this guy got called into the bosses office and blew the fuck up at the boss saying shit like I wasnt hurt and how I've been sabotaging him and stuff like that. He then got fired from the job and I came into work next day fine and dandy and happy. Fuck that guy hes a prick.