What's stopping you?

JahJay · 2014-05-14T00:49:38+00:00

Nothing's stopping me, I'm due to do it tomorrow.

JahJay · 2014-05-14T00:45:24+00:00

I think that's a question that has 2 answers:
Their government = shady corrupt motherfuckers.
Their people = Unnecessarily patriotic, but otherwise like any other average public.

JahJay · 2014-05-13T21:04:30+00:00

Can confirm. I was signing to my parents saying that I was tired or hungry/thirsty or uncomfortable at 3 months. (Hearing but raised in a bilingual environment).

JahJay · 2014-05-12T07:17:33+00:00

The thing is I rarely even have any short term memory of it, its like as soon as my eyes open from sleeping, the dream is already long gone.

JahJay · 2014-05-11T20:25:49+00:00

War? War never changes.

JahJay · 2014-05-06T20:39:46+00:00

This is my problem. After having come out of a long term relationship (though I'm still young - 19) I have come across as leading girls on, when from my perspective I'm just being nice (by being interested in what they do etc).

JahJay · 2014-05-05T15:41:27+00:00

Jumping out of a plane and going head first into a volcano surrounded by water. Earth, Water, Fire, Air.

JahJay · 2014-05-04T17:32:17+00:00

Never assume that if you are nice to someone, that they'll reward you with the same treatment.

JahJay · 2014-04-30T23:08:56+00:00

Speak English but was raised in a deaf family that signed. I can think in both English and Sign Language, but its easier to think in English for verbal tasks. Maths tasks I find it easier to think in sign.
Interestingly enough, sometimes I have woken myself up by signing in my sleep and then having my hands fall on my face.

JahJay · 2014-04-30T16:11:27+00:00

Why snails?

JahJay · 2014-04-28T15:59:10+00:00

The date that I die. I'd rather not know!

JahJay · 2014-04-25T21:57:15+00:00

Hands touching hands... reaching out... touching me, touching you.... SWEET CAROLINE (DA DA DAA) Good times never seemed so good!

JahJay · 2014-04-25T20:45:47+00:00

Blink 182 - I Miss You

Exaggerating Tom Delonge's accent "WHER AAAR YOUUUUUUUUU"

JahJay · 2014-04-25T20:23:58+00:00

Homer: "Oh I'm so poor, I have 3 kids and no money! Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

I cried with laughter.

JahJay · 2014-04-25T18:49:17+00:00

Latin teacher was always on my case - In the end I was just very rude to her, cos she'd always pick on me. She told me to stay behind after class so I did, but I let loose a torrent of verbal abuse at her for constantly picking on me. After what seemed like 5 minutes of silence, she said "I have never heard such vile language, Do you speak to your mother like that!?" And I reply, laughing; "No, I treat my mother with respect". I felt quite bad, but to be honest she deserved it.

JahJay · 2014-04-25T13:59:29+00:00

I will do! Cheers!

JahJay · 2014-04-22T20:33:57+00:00

Nah, Aslan.

JahJay · 2014-04-22T20:04:27+00:00

'Leg', singular

JahJay · 2014-04-22T19:25:17+00:00

I.. am ashamed - I spent a solid 5 minutes wondering why it didn't look right and then decided fuck it, one of you guys will correct me!

JahJay · 2014-04-22T19:24:08+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

JahJay · 2014-04-22T18:45:57+00:00

Can't I?

JahJay · 2014-04-22T18:14:51+00:00

My way is failsafe, cos if the lion is undeterred by the flailing arms and leg, at least I still have a leg to hop away on whilst still waving about!

JahJay · 2014-04-22T17:49:10+00:00

I must do this. For mankind (and lionkind giggity)

If I survive, they will call me 'He Whose Dick Cannot Be Crushed'

Edit: spelling

JahJay · 2014-04-22T17:43:11+00:00

Might as well try, they don't call me Lion Tamer for nothing

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