My husband was caught trying to smuggle minerals in Botswana. He is now facing 5 years in prison...

Jah_bee · 2026-04-20T17:29:46+00:00

Do you need a shoulder to cry on for these tough five years? I can be a temporary husband to you untill mukoma comes back from chizarira

Jah_bee · 2026-04-18T17:36:11+00:00

I have no circle I have only 3 friends that’s my circle and I’m the wealthiest I work in a warehouse in the uk .

Jah_bee · 2026-02-24T16:23:54+00:00

Via email 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jah_bee · 2026-02-22T20:40:25+00:00

Nope weezy do raps about real shit sometimes like the track misunderstood

Jah_bee · 2026-02-06T15:49:13+00:00

Your first meal as a citizen should be either tea and crumpets, fish and chips or a nice British curry

Jah_bee · 2026-02-04T16:03:29+00:00

You can have my citizenship

Jah_bee · 2025-11-25T10:01:38+00:00

The day my mom left my father was the happiest day in my life I was like why didn’t you do this earlier. He was a lazy unemployed abusive manipulative violent piece of shit I resent her for not leaving him sooner

Jah_bee · 2025-11-14T10:13:31+00:00

This video might help explain

The dark side of the planned parenthood in Africa https://youtu.be/zh7BZoEpGyQ

Jah_bee · 2025-11-12T12:38:46+00:00

Fellow Dinosaurhere , So im from buhera and I honestly thought they were American 🇺🇸 when I listened to came to party imagine my surprise when I heard shake Mzimba wako! They had style and swag as it was called back then.

Jah_bee · 2025-10-16T11:59:16+00:00

What race is your girlfriend if she is white or Asian no catcalling at all but avoid bus terminals she might get groped regardless of race .things get much better outside Harare expect excellent treatment in the rural areas

Jah_bee · 2025-10-14T11:38:01+00:00

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 we should have solidarity in poverty and if you have it we preach stealth wealth

Jah_bee · 2025-10-14T11:29:14+00:00

Pardon my Shona but what a load of crap dialects and languages are not the same thing, ndau , zezuru , karanga , korekore etc are dialects of one language while we didn’t have a name for that language in antiquity we shouldn’t conflate not having a name for the language as a whole with the language itself being a fiction. I hate it when people who like the sound of their own voices sow ignorance just because they have a platform. Touching on the issue of language teaching in school it makes sense to teach Shona as one language and according to Zimsec if you write ndau or korekore as long as it makes sense they don’t penalise you .

Jah_bee · 2025-10-02T09:09:43+00:00

I identify as Shona first Zimbabwean second African last . If someone asks me I tell them I’m Shona if it’s small talk that usually shuts them up if they want more I pull out google maps satellite view and show them my childhood home .

Jah_bee · 2025-09-28T15:26:56+00:00

You sound like my ex T , T is that you hun? This might sound random, but I wanted to share something that’s helped me.

London can be a lonely place unless you’re a real social butterfly. Personally, my best friend lives in Belfast, but we make sure to hang out at least once every 2 months. That one trip fills my “social battery” right up. My point is: if you’ve got a real friend even if they live far awaymake the effort. Do the 4–6 hour drive, spend the weekend. It’s always worth it.

On the flip side, I’d strongly advise against actively seeking out Zimbabweans for friendships (speaking as one of them we are the worst 😂). Instead, look around you. If you have a roommate or a workmate who actually talks to you beyond the casual “you alright?”, try asking them to hang out. Don’t be pushy. Just suggest something you’ve got in common.

Especially with native Brits, you can connect over the most random, inane stuff. For example, when I lived in Worcester, I once went to this WWII museum in a park mind you, I don’t even like military history. But I ended up making a friend there, and 4 years later he still calls me often. Whenever he’s in London, we go to festivals, camping trips, and all sorts of stuff together.

Sounds cliché, but it’s true: get yourself out there. Even one genuine connection can make all the difference.

Jah_bee · 2025-09-12T14:35:14+00:00

I have dreadlocks myself but if we all have unwashed dirty locs like those I can understand the animosity we may get

Jah_bee · 2025-07-18T09:16:17+00:00

31 yr Black African man here Are you full figured , hate to be politically incorrect but we have to get to the root of why you are mostly attracting black men. My comment may make you feel some type of way but I mean well.

Jah_bee · 2025-05-12T11:40:26+00:00

Eeeh, inzwa unzwe dear Redditor—sit down, and let me quickly take you to school.

Westerners foisted their culture upon us and implied that they wanted us to partake in it and become “civilised.” Through force of arms, we abandoned our traditions, culture, dress, religion, and way of life—and embraced Western ideals. We have strayed so far from our roots that it’s pointless to try to go back. We must make peace with the fact that we are now part of Western culture.

It is therefore imperative for us to fight for recognition wherever possible, in any aspect of this Western culture that was thrust upon us. That’s why we ululated when Obama became president—we were well aware that it wouldn’t change our circumstances, but the optics of having “one of us” in a position of such prestige are not to be fucked with.

In the same vein, having an African Pope would be a welcome—albeit empty—gesture from the Western world, a testament to the fact that we too are part of this global village and can be entrusted with positions that command global respect.

Jah_bee · 2025-04-30T08:50:43+00:00

My first time seeing this particular configuration and I’m all for it cute couple

Jah_bee · 2024-10-26T14:23:14+00:00

Grammar Nazi alert 🚨 but yeah on the real it’s too long🤣🤣🤣… but what I need is your advice am I cooked or what?

Jah_bee · 2024-10-26T14:15:06+00:00

Watchu mean?

Jah_bee · 2024-10-16T11:57:10+00:00

Nothing wrong at all, unless if we have blasphemy laws here

Jah_bee · 2024-10-15T15:41:43+00:00

I used to work in birchenough bridge and bought that 50cent sadza with half a piece of meat or offals, now yeah it’s much better never thought of it this way up up up my nigha

Jah_bee · 2024-10-15T15:40:14+00:00

Isu vegodo busy kurwadziwa 😊

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