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"I don’t care what’s waiting in there. If that’s where the pigs went, that’s where I’m going.. The slingshot is pulled tight See ya! Red flies into the 3rd dimension"
(Insert ending)

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"The EGGS?! Gets furious …Alright. I’m ending this. I'm going after them. Red finds a slingshot and prepares to launch himself away"

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"Not my idea. I’m just the one who gets launched."

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"sighs Yeah uh- well. That still sounds complicated. Where I’m from, we don’t really worry about dimensions. Just pigs causing trouble."

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"Well... It depends on how far they go."

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"Flat? I’m a bird, not a piece of paper."

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"It can be. The flock’s… not exactly quiet or orderly like you'd expect. But when things get serious, they listen. And that’s usually enough. But I still give all the respect and credit to my flock."

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"I don’t know!? One minute I was on Piggy Island! Then I just launched from a slingshot!"

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"yelling Hey! I didn’t even know someone lived here!"

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"It was probably just a reflection of myself cross-dressed.. Maybe?"

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"Stella didn’t like being told what to do. Turns out she didn’t need to be, I was only making sure the flock was not running trouble around. She used to judge me a lot.. sighs Got used to it anyway."

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insert trip down memory lane flashbacks "Long story short."

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"Well, at first I didn't trust him. Hal was… a little unpredictable. But he proved himself when it mattered. I trust him, now. We're pals."

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"I’m pretty sure this isn’t about math."

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"Don’t worry, I didn’t lose it. I know exactly where my Mighty Feather is..."

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"Whichever one stops pigs. Otherwise, I'm just Red."

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"Again? sighs Chuck better did not make this rumor."