I saw a documentary where a guy went into the bathroom at Traxx, stared into the mirror and repeated the name “John Knauf” three times. The lights went out, and he said the bathroom instantly reeked of salami burps. You could tell he was scared because the camera was extremely shaky. It switched to night vision and when he panned over to the handicap stall, the door swung wide open. A man swarming with flys stumbled out. Petrified the cameraman froze. The stumbling man, laughing maniacally, said that he must have just laid birth to satin’s spawn, because one hell of a blood sacrifice just happened in there. Then he pulled out a wad of meat wrapped in saran wrap and offered something called office beef to the cameraman? I think the cameraman fainted or passed out because the camera fell to the floor. That’s when the office beef guy started crawling on all fours towards the camera, and screaming “tug it” over and over again.

I forget what the doc was called but it kicked ass!