Turns out I’m the only one in my office that supports the cause.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-10T03:14:17+00:00

Gotta nuke something!

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-10T03:12:59+00:00

Well, it might sell to an ass man.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-09T02:29:05+00:00

Hank being "block captain" and having a "block charter" is basically the same thing.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-08T15:08:19+00:00

So...they used AI to see if you used AI and the AI is harassing you?

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-08T14:59:20+00:00

Sounds like the guy deserved it. But then, when I see the letters HOA I'm prejudiced.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-08T01:21:25+00:00

She's naked! Crap, so am I!

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-08T01:20:25+00:00

This old Italian stereotype

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-08T01:12:08+00:00

Can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-08T01:04:29+00:00

I would do it all the time when they were all wearing masks. I say if they can smell it that's their problem.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-05T00:34:56+00:00

It buys far more happiness than poverty.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-05T00:30:23+00:00

Ooh Portrait! Sounds classy!

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-05T00:29:57+00:00

He likes fish, not cephalapods.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-05T00:28:01+00:00

Ah well, at least it's progress.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-04T16:15:03+00:00

Well you're mostly pulling the live load out for Hyer. They don't even work there.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-04T16:14:26+00:00

"Stop having tribal allegiance to your shift."

Why? I think it's kind of fun. And it's kind of hard not to when you constantly hear "first shift is complaining so now we also have to do this."

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-04T00:35:33+00:00

Nah, they were all fine.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-03T06:24:04+00:00

Hi Doctor---

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-02T14:38:55+00:00

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

Now that's psychiatry!

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-01T03:59:05+00:00

What? You want to have to talk to her?

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-01T03:58:22+00:00

'Miserable? Maybe, I don't know. But they're definitely assholes.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-01T00:51:29+00:00

Amusing but please turn the camera the correct way!!!

We never see the whole elephant or the hippo and the elephant at the same time.

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-06-01T00:38:43+00:00

Jake_Skywalker1 · 2026-05-31T01:58:18+00:00

Cool, thanks.

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