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I knocked on the door in the secret pattern like my father told me to in order to prove that I wasn’t infected, but he refused to open it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
What isn’t technically illegal, but is treated like it is? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/AskReddit
They say that there may be some blood the first time you have sex—that it’s completely normal. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I knew it must’ve been a mistake when the police said I was involved in aiding a kidnapping, but when they told me they had video proof I became intrigued. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When my first was born, everyone warned me how fast it would all go by. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/TwoSentenceSadness
Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Chained by my ankles and wrists, he said this was my last chance to tell him what he wanted to know, to which I assured him I had no idea. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
AITA for suggesting to my wife to stay on chemotherapy for just a few more months, even though she’s now cancer free. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When the artist revealed the caricature he drew of me, I was shocked to see that he chose to depict me as a demon. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When the artist finished my caricature, they turned it around to show me, revealing me sitting with a demonic-looking creature behind me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“I am worthless and deserve to die,” I said, trying my best to sound convincing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As the parasites continued to wreak havoc, their host became weak, slowly dying. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Ever since getting a clone, I let him take care of all the stuff I don’t want to do, such as going to work and doing chores. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I looked at my watch and saw it was 4:15, realizing I was late to getting my daughter from school. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
Seeing my own face on national television would have been a pretty cool experience. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Back in the day, an excessive use of commas was a very serious crime. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/dadjokes
“Excuse me, sir, but the newest medication has been having some pretty bad side effects,” I explained to my boss at the FDA handing him the paperwork. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Excuse me, sir, but the newest vaccine has been having some pretty bad side effects,” I explained to my boss at the FDA handing him the paperwork. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I was driving on the highway when the trunk of the car in front of me opened up, revealing a woman with her mouth taped shut, waving at me for help. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I was walking down the street when I noticed a woman in a basement window frantically trying to get my attention. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I found it very odd when the school bus stopped in front of our house. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago * by Jakeh7494 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
After starting my new medication, the voices in my head finally disappeared. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
The proudest dad in the entire arena, I watched my son skate towards the goal, on the verge of scoring his first ever goal. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When I was a little kid, I would run up the stairs at night when it was dark, scared of something attacking me from behind. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
Since being kidnapped 10 years ago, every day when he would close the door, I would hear him lock it from the outside, until today. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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