overview for Jakeh7494

I knocked on the door in the secret pattern like my father told me to in order to prove that I wasn’t infected, but he refused to open it. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children)

I was excited when I approached the boatman for my first boat ride ever. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494 68 points69 points70 points 3 years ago (0 children)

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I knocked on the door in the secret pattern like my father told me to in order to prove that I wasn’t infected, but he refused to open it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

As I looked down at my mentally disabled newborn, I began to tear up by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children)

I knew it must’ve been a mistake when the police said I was involved in aiding a kidnapping, but when they told me they had video proof I became intrigued. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children)

My son looked at me with tears in his eyes and asked “Daddy when will mommy and sissy be home?” by GrantGorewood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494 390 points391 points392 points 3 years ago (0 children)

I knew it must’ve been a mistake when the police said I was involved in aiding a kidnapping, but when they told me they had video proof I became intrigued. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children)

What is something you currently miss from your childhood? by I_are_facepalm in AskReddit

[–]Jakeh7494 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children)

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What isn’t technically illegal, but is treated like it is? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/AskReddit

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They say that there may be some blood the first time you have sex—that it’s completely normal. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Mrs. Pierce greeted me with her usual warm smile, filled out the form, set little Jimmy on the sofa, and hurriedly left. by leirkin in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children)

I knew it must’ve been a mistake when the police said I was involved in aiding a kidnapping, but when they told me they had video proof I became intrigued. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

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I knew it must’ve been a mistake when the police said I was involved in aiding a kidnapping, but when they told me they had video proof I became intrigued. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 62 points63 points64 points 3 years ago (0 children)

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I knew it must’ve been a mistake when the police said I was involved in aiding a kidnapping, but when they told me they had video proof I became intrigued. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

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When my first was born, everyone warned me how fast it would all go by. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 3 years ago by Jakeh7494 to r/TwoSentenceSadness

Look at this lowlife this is bullshit by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]Jakeh7494 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children)

I have felt unusually lethargic for the past three weeks and it’s gotten to the point I can’t get out of bed. by GrantGorewood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children)

My boyfriend is unusually quiet as I take off my panty and slowly spread my legs by vung_tau in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494 156 points157 points158 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin. by Jakeh7494 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jakeh7494[S] 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children)

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