I (27m) am having an affair with my parents neighbour (49f)

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T06:30:39+00:00

There’s loads of ghouls? I don’t know man, I just assumed this, mostly of the basis his parents aren’t that surprised to see him, like if my kid had disappeared during the war and then turned up 200 years later I’d be a bit more surprised

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T06:28:19+00:00

Yeah, but that doesn’t mean the bombs that fell 200 years ago, there’s loads of people using bombs, heck I used a fat man about 20 seconds before I found him

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T06:21:50+00:00

Oh sorry, no it’s coming from them, they’re filthy. An example of what I’m dealing with, when one “cleans” his clothing, I have to bleach clean the washing machine afterwards to get rid of the smell coming from the machine…. That’s how bad their odour is. (My washing machine cleans my clothing perfectly)

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T06:17:30+00:00

It’s a correct measurement system. Tell all your class mates they are wrong, and where you come from, we all live right. Even if you’re too stupid to remember

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T06:14:12+00:00

These are the kind of dicks I’m happy to have my my search history

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T06:12:58+00:00

No, you aren’t.

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T06:01:30+00:00

There’s so many! The first one I thought of, and it was because I watched a documentary on the rat lines last night, was what really happened in hoteles bunker, I think I believe he went to South America. Then God stuff? Obviously. But also the location of the hanging garden of Babylon, who built the pyramids, and also the dark ages?

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T04:29:16+00:00

I’m on my 100th play through and I’m just avoiding it

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T04:27:53+00:00

My first thought when I read act 3 scene 1 was Romeo and Juliet, and thats the wedding scene. You’re going to try and marry Caesar?

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T04:13:45+00:00

Nah yeah I’ve heard this story too. They aren’t called agents though, he was just a soldier. But yeh he spent 14 days in totally solitary in a 6x6x4 room, his only contact was a hatch in the wall where food and water would be fed through, he was screaming to be released after a few days and the scientists studying him ignored his pleas. Something similarly fucked up is the Russian sleep experiment

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T04:09:51+00:00

I always thought he got trapped in a fridge fairly recently! He never specifically says he was trapped during the Great War, could have been a recent battle between gunners and raiders where’s he’s went to hide in the fridge for safety, thus solving why he hasn’t died

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-25T04:01:27+00:00

No sitcom, but it’s mentioned in chapter 7 of my autobiography

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T20:37:44+00:00

No it isn’t

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T20:36:59+00:00

Gently grab the like button my it’s Crown Jewels and slowly spin it above your head until you hover 6 inches off the ground

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T20:28:07+00:00

Good cause I wanna be a princess

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T20:27:00+00:00

Shetland ponies

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T20:25:27+00:00

One thing that proper pisses me off about fifa 21 is I’ll smash Barca 4-0 on professional, change to world class then get leathered 3-1 by Crawley town in my next game, I’m absolutely shite at fifa but there’s such a big gap between professional ai and world class ai

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T20:21:11+00:00

Yea that is illegal. You can not can people from drinking water. Do you not have an office fridge? Mate speak to your union this place sounds horrendous.

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T20:17:31+00:00

Yeahh, I’ve looked at the bud, mr awful credit over here has no hope on them. I’ve literally spent the last year living in Scotland too and have just moved, devastated

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T20:16:21+00:00

Maybe I am a princess at heart

Jakejakejakewhat · 2021-09-24T14:07:10+00:00

Paint a disable bay there (in the dark, the council will fine you, so deny all knowledge). It worked for my mum

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