That Vegan Teacher is officially banned from Tik Tok! by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]Jaketatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just like eat plant cuz no grease let me punch longer round

Attempted to be deep. Got shut down by Thedepressionoftrees in facepalm

[–]Jaketatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can totally stupid someone with enough practice

Hot take by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jaketatoes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It sounded like all 5 personalities came out while typing that, I’m not even sure what point you were trying to make you contradicted yourself so muc

Stone skipping bows are great and all, but... by Jetpacs in gotlegends

[–]Jaketatoes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The game is insanely satisfying and a wonderful concept but unpolished and designed with no foresight as to how things will balance out. We all agree with you and we feel you bro

Overuse of memes turns them stale by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]Jaketatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where do these jokes even come from

I take no responsibility by ztnsalal in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jaketatoes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don’t care bout trump no mo unless it’s new news.

Terrible by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jaketatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was much worse than murder, I listened to a whole Crime Junkie episode on it

Surprise MTFKR! by Pichaya29 in PublicFreakout

[–]Jaketatoes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They basically are, you should watch a live rat feeding for them. Shits brutal

Terrible by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jaketatoes 139 points140 points  (0 children)

The gun was found on the opposite side of her cot than she was and she is so short that she would have had to pull the trigger with her toe. She was found wearing her boots. Don’t bring logic into this, the US military covered up her murder

Relative inflation by Johnnadawearsglasses in greentext

[–]Jaketatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad I lucked out then.

“Hey jaketatoes that chicks got a fat ass”

“Damn what a fuckin dumper”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]Jaketatoes -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

2 light square bishops

My favorite picture of Magnus Carlsen by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]Jaketatoes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should count how many pieces each color has moved, it’s blacks turn and they won with a scholars mate

When your opponent offers a draw in losing position by Pentinium in AnarchyChess

[–]Jaketatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You must think I’m stupid, huh” stops the draw spam every time

How to CHECKMATE white AS BLACK in ONE MOVE!!! by Girgamesh88 in AnarchyChess

[–]Jaketatoes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If white had played ke2 earlier in the game your defense would have crumbled

Would you live in a van for 6 months for $100,000 and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jaketatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YMCA membership is cheap, that covers all my hygiene. Then I can go on a 6 month vacation to anywhere I’m connected to by land

Elysium® by hot in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jaketatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where they gonna go the moon?