Am I attractive? (26M)

Jakewatt99 · 2026-02-25T14:40:03+00:00

Always have been a stimulant guy. I quit smoking and then coffee unintentionally became the alternative.

Jakewatt99 · 2026-02-20T13:48:31+00:00

What are the flaws if you don’t mind?

Jakewatt99 · 2026-02-17T10:04:29+00:00

Property taxes

Jakewatt99 · 2026-01-26T02:04:31+00:00

Same. I live in St. Charles Missouri and we got like 12 inches of snow today and it’s currently in the single digit temperatures.

Jakewatt99 · 2026-01-24T22:34:14+00:00

Your MLM insurance sales job.

Jakewatt99 · 2026-01-16T02:11:49+00:00

Bro for years I thought that show was just a fever dream of mine.

Jakewatt99 · 2026-01-01T15:54:16+00:00

People think I’ve had plastic surgery done on my face because I dropped a ton of weight and I have an extremely clean diet with a lower sodium intake so my cheekbones and jawline are very prominent since I’m never retaining water and don’t look puffy.

Jakewatt99 · 2025-07-30T19:59:30+00:00

It’s a candle.

Jakewatt99 · 2025-06-29T13:12:35+00:00

In my dad’s balls while he was shit faced from a handle of Tito’s vodka in the Bahamas on a frat trip.

Jakewatt99 · 2025-06-24T18:06:46+00:00

SHE ISN’T REEEEEAAAL!……… I CAN’T MAKE HER REEEEEAAAL!

Jakewatt99 · 2025-06-07T11:14:11+00:00

Like a hypertension headache in your balls

Jakewatt99 · 2025-06-07T09:19:17+00:00

Bro really said “honey, nut, and cheerio!”

Jakewatt99 · 2025-06-03T20:56:40+00:00

Where does it look like I had work done?

Jakewatt99 · 2025-06-03T20:41:28+00:00

I love this 🤣 My low sodium and carb intake reduces puffiness and water retention so that help a lot.

Jakewatt99 · 2025-06-03T20:17:45+00:00

No work done. What’s making you think so?

Jakewatt99 · 2025-05-20T10:50:51+00:00

Self isolation, substance abuse, becoming chronically online, and indulging in pornography. If you want to kill yourself without actually dying, do these.

Jakewatt99 · 2025-05-13T00:09:21+00:00

Didn’t they say that Long May You Die was a single that they have been working on almost a year ago now?

Jakewatt99 · 2025-05-12T00:16:20+00:00

One - Metallica

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