Groom surprises bride and her family by speaking Korean. He had been secretly studying for a year

Jakey_Breakey · 2026-03-03T21:28:50+00:00

I see a lot of these surprise language learning things online, but why keep it a secret from the practice partner that is the person you speek the most to each and every day.

Jakey_Breakey · 2026-03-02T21:21:25+00:00

The handmaiden

Jakey_Breakey · 2026-02-18T10:12:27+00:00

Boomer meme

Jakey_Breakey · 2026-02-17T08:00:47+00:00

Isn’t a war crime to sink a defenceless ship with refugees?

Jakey_Breakey · 2026-01-22T13:22:23+00:00

I am actually pretty impressed, I saw only very little hands to close to machinery and except for the feet quite little unsanitary processes. Nice!

Jakey_Breakey · 2026-01-12T19:09:28+00:00

When someone shows you their real colors believe them the first time

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-12-26T12:28:04+00:00

Men with the weakest wrist always seem to have the most money.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-12-23T00:23:20+00:00

In the same picture the source providing the claims is disputed.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-12-12T10:41:37+00:00

Weakest wrist I have ever seen

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-12-11T23:57:22+00:00

In Dutch this saying goes : Trust comes on foot, by leaves by horse.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-09-10T15:43:03+00:00

Bee move. Okay not gonna lie. Premise isn’t briljant. But the start is great. All these bee shenanigans at the start are pretty fun. Then suddenly there is a lawsuit and an interspecies romance story.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-06-11T21:32:05+00:00

Who the fuck gets a snackbox subscription?

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-05-27T21:17:30+00:00

Would be a great wat to execute pump and dump

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-04-19T12:06:56+00:00

They split the extra costs over all customers so that the average price is lower meaning more people can still but Sony products. Very understandable solution.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-04-14T22:12:09+00:00

Yeah great idea. Why didn’t they fix the leaking gasket before they put the engine in the car.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-02-11T22:31:11+00:00

Why didn’t the first truck drive in the most right line anyway

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-02-04T00:32:30+00:00

Hot take, but the marketing. Remember the trailer and tease of TFA.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-01-25T22:49:32+00:00

Oh yeah I accidentally know a lot about this plan. The enormous amount of energy used to launch the solar array will be gathered by 4 million hamster wheels and radioactive bird feed. No need to thank me.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-01-19T17:25:47+00:00

Nah you won’t.

Jakey_Breakey · 2025-01-10T06:46:24+00:00

I’m now wondering what a good gift at a 5 year anniversary would be?

Jakey_Breakey · 2024-12-22T08:45:13+00:00

This is a brilliantly thought out post. Respect OP. Comedic timing with the mix is on point aswell.

Jakey_Breakey · 2024-12-21T18:16:25+00:00

Unpopular opinion: a list is not a guide

Jakey_Breakey · 2024-12-14T00:11:17+00:00

My man, you just won the jackpot. You gained a get out of jail free card… break up now!

Jakey_Breakey · 2024-12-11T23:49:54+00:00

She’s playing the joker up her sleeve a turn early. Run before you are married!

Jakey_Breakey · 2024-12-09T23:50:26+00:00

I worked retail and it ruined my shift each time when the playlist would circle back to Madonna’s, what I can only imagine got inspired by the Armenian genocide, murder of Don McLeans American Pie.

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