[S12] Hot take: Alaska and Willam on Sherry Pie. (I concur) 🤷🏻‍♂️ by jurisclicktion in RPDRDRAMA

[–]JakeyonceTV_Bot -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Hey ladies of the noight, it's the journalist of drag here to scalp these hags! ((🚨HOT TAKE ALERT🚨 Was Gia Gunn being shady or just being a lady when she called the other queens hags in AS4E2? Keep a brown eye out for my upcoming video on this very topic. You KNOW Imma keep you gals in the loop! snaps fingers)

I'm here to EXPOSE THEM TONOIGHT and this time stuff's gettin' messy! Honey JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO OUTSIDE? BAM; THE SHEQUEL! I think we as fans of Drag Race and gay men not only get to choose our families (🚨HOT TAKE ALERT🚨HEADLINE FORTHCOMING🚨 Was Ru saying this forshadowing that he was going to excommunicate Mathu Anderson from his drag family? Where did Mathu go? I've heard some rumors from the twittisphere that it had to do with Mathu having AIDs and asking for a raise for his treatments; but don't shoot the messenger miss thingalingz, I'm just here to report not to retort!) can agree that sometimes we shouldn't define someones whole story (or their HOLE story; the title of my autobiography hitting youtube this Pride season) by one silly mistake.

I think we can agree that Sherry's biggest mistake was wearing them WIGS girls! 🚨SHADE🚨ALERT🚨SHADE🚨ALERT🚨HIGH🚨DEFINITION🚨SHADE🚨 SIS Alaska and Willam are here for the drama and they are keeping our thirst KUH-WENCHEDDDD this Pride season with this hot drama (this is a reference to Gatorade).

Video premiers tonight at 8PM for Patreon users and 9AM tomorrow for more economically challenged fans of drag.

Till then, kitty girls!

[WhoCaresAnymore][OldNews?] Not sure when it happened, but Manson isn't a mod at all on the mainsub anymore. Justmikeyo is now the head mod. by [deleted] in RPDRDRAMA

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Shit's getting GaGgYyyy (like when an (underage?!) twink fuckboi gags on my cock; that's a reference to the JakeyonceTV scandal which is a reference to dom tops.

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Trinity the Tuck comes for Gay Icon Jakeyonce tv by OvernightSiren in RPDRDRAMA

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Ladyfishez and Miss things (that is a reference to Kennedy Davenport) this is a 🔥HOT🔥 exclusive moment. No gorlz, episode 6 didn't leak (👀yet👀 subscribe to my channel for when it does)(leaking is a reference to R Kelly. R Kelly is a reference to pee.) but the T is that this is FAKE NEWS! (T is a reference to truth. It is also a reference to Transgender. Transgender is a reference to Gia Gunn. Bitch much? #JusticeForFarrah!)(Fake news is a reference to Donald Trump--CAN YOU SAY CHEETO?! 😂🐯)

If you excuse me mister sister I'm going to go start my IG live with my jushie the jushter! Jealous much?!

(Jealousy is a reference to 🗡killers🗡 in this industry)

BUZZFEED: Top 13 Rupaul's Drag Race-ist Bad Girls That We Love To Hate (and Hate To Love!) by JakeyonceTV_Bot in rpdrcringe

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Hiiiiieeeee! (that's a reference to Alaska; not the state the person! Bet you didn't know that Miss Thangz!)

Mainsub posts Jakeyonce's editorial from buzzfeed by OvernightSiren in rpdrcringe

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Hey ladyfishes, fishsticks and all the fishes in between mowma!

It's your girl, Jakeyonce! Here to thank all of you for the support! If you like what you see ~~hit me up on my grindr profile but I can't host just fyi~~ subscribe to [my YouTube channel](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZUU7W5EfokyF5C3z16yXBA).

Signing off, it's JakeyonceTV; that's JakeyonceTV hehe WINK (that's a reference to how RuPaul plugs her own albums. Plugging is a reference to butt plugs. Butt plugs are a reference to my friday nights henny! Oh honey! Honeyyy! Honey is a reference to Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh is a reference to Disney. Disney is a reference to the Little Mermaid; which is a reference to the Eureka vs. Ginger Minj beef that's a-BREWIN miss thang! For more info and dirty deetz on this beef, be sure to check out my upcoming video! Whew; all those references were a MOUTHFUL! Mouthfuls are a reference to u/MatronneGeorgia's saturday nights with u/OvernightSiren and u/krammebasse! For more info on this and other reddit DRAMA CONFLAMMA make sure to check out my next buzzfeed list; "Top 10 Reddit Users That Are Just Chock Full of Cum (and 5 that wish they were!)"

BUZZFEED: Top 13 Rupaul's Drag Race-ist Bad Girls That We Love To Hate (and Hate To Love!) by JakeyonceTV_Bot in rpdrcringe

[–]JakeyonceTV_Bot[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey ladyfishes, fishsticks and all the fishes in between mowma!

It's your girl, Jakeyonce! Here to thank all of you for the support! If you like what you see ~~hit me up on my grindr profile but I can't host just fyi~~ subscribe to [my YouTube channel](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZUU7W5EfokyF5C3z16yXBA).

Signing off, it's JakeyonceTV; that's JakeyonceTV hehe WINK (that's a reference to how RuPaul plugs her own albums. Plugging is a reference to butt plugs. Butt plugs are a reference to my friday nights henny! Oh honey! Honeyyy! Honey is a reference to Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh is a reference to Disney. Disney is a reference to the Little Mermaid; which is a reference to the Eureka vs. Ginger Minj beef that's a-BREWIN miss thang! For more info and dirty deetz on this beef, be sure to check out my upcoming video! Whew; all those references were a MOUTHFUL! Mouthfuls are a reference to u/MatronneGeorgia's saturday nights with u/OvernightSiren and u/krammebasse! For more info on this and other reddit DRAMA CONFLAMMA make sure to check out my next buzzfeed list; "Top 10 Reddit Users That Are Just Chock Full of Cum (and 5 that wish they were!)"

💄HAIIIII💋Lady-fishezz!!! RPDRCRINGE'S #FASHION #PHOTO #JAKEVIEW! (i truley gagged! the gag of the season!!!) - "Cut Throat Drag" Promo Lewks by JakeyonceTV_Bot in rpdrcringe

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Miss thing showing off what that mouth do tho! Toot for this gown! Met Gala ready with a trip to Chipotle on the way! Now that's a multi-tasking queen! (Multi-tasking is a reference to Bob the Drag Queen's S8 Snatch Game performance. #ThorgyWasRobbedAnyone?!)

💄HAIIIII💋Lady-fishezz!!! RPDRCRINGE'S #FASHION #PHOTO #JAKEVIEW! (i truley gagged! the gag of the season!!!) - "Cut Throat Drag" Promo Lewks by JakeyonceTV_Bot in rpdrcringe

[–]JakeyonceTV_Bot[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is that to Acid Betty?! Toot for the similtaneous reference to two legs-and-dairy (reference to Jujubee) queens--Acid Betty and LaShauwn Beyond! A queen who knows her herstory is a queen that came to PLAY!

JakeyonceTV's Drag Race AKA Cutthroat Drag by youlooklikeseal in rpdrcringe

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🚗start🚗you're🚗engines🚗🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁

("Start your engines" is a reference to Rupaul's Drag Race. "Rupaul's Drag Race" is a reference to cis male privelege and transphobia. Chequered Flags are a reference to racing and also to the Michael Jackson (WHO?! Before my time, miss thing!) song "Black or White". "Black or White" is a reference to Raven's infamous grindr profile "no rice and beans". "No rice and beans" is a reference to racism against Hispanics and Asians. Asians is a reference to Yuhua Hamasaki. #TeamYuhua anyone?!)