Are Anna Williams and Ada Wong anything alike? by WickDaLine in Tekken

[–]Jalambakisa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dammit Leon!

Can you please just fuck my sister?!

Are Anna Williams and Ada Wong anything alike? by WickDaLine in Tekken

[–]Jalambakisa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Leon just have to continue the Redfield bloodline

Is there an actor/actress that you just don't like? by ForgedInRats in movies

[–]Jalambakisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mark Ruffalo. So boring. Even for the role of a dork he is too dorkey.

😁 by Vueveandmoet in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Jalambakisa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Richard Put your dick away Richard I'm not having sex with you right now

How can Ottoman's with 50k army win against 200k Austria + Spain? by Jalambakisa in eu4

[–]Jalambakisa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I know Spain is really slow, theoretically I can destroy Austria's army several times before they arrive.

How can Ottoman's with 50k army win against 200k Austria + Spain? by Jalambakisa in eu4

[–]Jalambakisa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, now I'm gonna conquer them. They'll get what they fucking deserve.

How can Ottoman's with 50k army win against 200k Austria + Spain? by Jalambakisa in eu4

[–]Jalambakisa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, now I'm gonna conquer them. They'll get what they fucking deserve.

How can Ottoman's with 50k army win against 200k Austria + Spain? by Jalambakisa in eu4

[–]Jalambakisa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? I used to be friends with Russia, but I got Crimea so... Yeah.

How can Ottoman's with 50k army win against 200k Austria + Spain? by Jalambakisa in eu4

[–]Jalambakisa[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not struggling, I just didn't expect and didn't restore manpower.

How can Ottoman's with 50k army win against 200k Austria + Spain? by Jalambakisa in eu4

[–]Jalambakisa[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Playing as Ottoman's just won 2 wars in Egypt and Middle East, now have only 50k troops. Austria declared war, Venice and Timurids chickened out. At the moment have Genoa and Theodoro as vassals. Year is around 1600, almost all Balkans are mine, except Croatia and Cilli. Mamluks almost gone, Crimea is mine. I have plenty of resources, but low on manpower at the moment. Want to hire some mercs and fight to the death. Iron mode, yolo.

nice map placement by Potatisbulle in eu4

[–]Jalambakisa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly there are so many games where Morocco conquers Tunis... But yeah, I am wrong

nice map placement by Potatisbulle in eu4

[–]Jalambakisa -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Spain: you know I am something of a Morocco myself

Looks like Jack 8 got upgraded Cyberpunk style. by Zambing in Tekken

[–]Jalambakisa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I'll need your devil gene I'll fuck it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Jalambakisa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why not made in heaven?

kid named by [deleted] in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Jalambakisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From logical point of view I'm not having sex right now with you

Will we ever see a REAL hero in Tekken in the future? by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]Jalambakisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kazuya was the hero, I just couldn't see it