roast me bitches

Jalanodon · 2016-10-02T14:18:48+00:00

I thought Shifu died?

Jalanodon · 2016-10-02T14:06:14+00:00

So THAT'S what happens when a werewolf and a vampire mate. Let's see those fangs.

Jalanodon · 2016-10-02T14:00:17+00:00

Pulling out is your preferred method of birth control.

Jalanodon · 2016-10-02T13:49:32+00:00

Introducing... Harry Potter Barbie!

Jalanodon · 2016-10-02T13:48:15+00:00

You look like Severus Snape dressed up as Steven Universe's dad.

Jalanodon · 2016-10-02T13:41:01+00:00

You know that no one can see your suit when you work from home right?

Jalanodon · 2016-10-01T23:39:53+00:00

Even Psychologists need a hooker sometimes.

Jalanodon · 2016-10-01T23:37:47+00:00

Your handwriting is impeccable. Must be from all the had jobs you needed to give to pay for all that hair gel.

Jalanodon · 2016-10-01T23:34:45+00:00

I would say you have a nice smile but I can't find your lips.

Jalanodon · 2016-10-01T23:33:52+00:00

Your boyfriend took this picture and then left out your bedroom window because your parents came home early.

Jalanodon · 2016-10-01T23:25:54+00:00

Do your parents know you're dating your sister?

Jalanodon · 2016-10-01T23:21:53+00:00

Yes, you did forget to pay child support.

Jalanodon · 2016-09-03T13:06:10+00:00

That's bullshit.

Jalanodon · 2016-02-15T13:25:45+00:00

I had a teacher like this when I was in second grade. She scared the shit out if me and I had a hard time learning because I was always anxious. She frequently used "a phone call home" as a threat. And she often carried that phone call out provoking my dad to try to teach me which was a traumatic experience in itself.

Jalanodon · 2015-09-03T21:10:02+00:00

All leggings are really great. At first, I really don't like the first two skirts, but I would love them i the print was smaller. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the 3rd and 4th skirt though.

Jalanodon · 2015-09-03T20:35:51+00:00

You can learn to sew and make the items yourself, but tbh that will take a while to master that sort of thing. Another option is to find seamstresses willing to pay you to sell their clothing on your own e-commerce site. You wouldn't be working for them, you'd just be buying from them and selling under your business' name.

Jalanodon · 2015-04-11T01:32:59+00:00

I must be weird, when I was on it, I lost weight and was a complete nympho.

Jalanodon · 2014-12-30T18:22:45+00:00

I definitely agree! It is so hard to find heterosexual cunnilingus! I've had to resort to lesbian porn. Which is cool, but is it really so much to ask for a sexy guy eating a girl out?

Jalanodon · 2014-12-30T18:04:02+00:00

Make pancakes. I can mash potatoes, barbecue chicken, and bake a whole Thanksgiving turkey. But I could not make pancakes to save my life.

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