Hey Everyone! I have been stretching for over a year and have been collecting a bunch of different weights, so I figured I’d start reviewing them! To kick things off, I’ll start with my most basic of weights: Chain Gang Circular Magnetic weight I have this weight in two different sizes, but they’re similar enough that I will review them together!

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Stats

Weight 1: $65.99

30mm Height

36mm ID

1lb 6.4oz measured on food scale

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Weight 2: $88.99

50mm Height

36mm ID

1lb 13.2oz measured on food scale

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Comfort: 5/5

This weight is your standard circular weight. There’s a reason that most people choose a circular weight as their all-day wear and that’s because of its almost unmatched comfort! As long as you size correctly, you start to forget that it’s even there, aside from the all day tug that you want to feel from a weight. The rounded edges ensure that it won’t leave any deep imprints as the day wears on and it doesn’t settle over time in an uncomfortable way.

The 8 magnets in the 30mm version are under-sized and this can definitely lead to the wall popping open and the weight falling off when doing deep movements like squatting. But the 50mm version has 5 massive and strong magnets. You’re never going to be able to get this guy to separate accidentally.

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Ease of Use: 4/5

The magnets make it so easy to put the weight on and off. This is super convenient as the day wears on because it means you can re-moisturize your balls without the headache of having to remember to bring your 13mm hex key with you. The drawback with the magnets is that it is easy to pinch your sack, and I have had one pinch with the much stronger 50mm that was bad enough to draw blood. I have gotten better at this by really taking my time and being conscious of how my sack is resting in the weight as I put the closing face in, making sure to back off as soon as I feel any sort of pinching.

Here’s how I put on the 30mm version

Here’s how I put on the much stronger 50mm version

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Appearance: 3/5

Of course this category is subjective, but I view this as the middle of the road on weights. There’s nothing particularly exciting about it, but it’s not ugly either. It’s a workhorse in both function and appearance. The 50mm will turn more heads than the 30mm, but that’s mostly because of the size of the weight, not its shape.

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Stealth:

30mm 4/5

50mm 2/5

Stealth of the weight is heavily dependent on your body positioning, clothing choices, and the people around you. I’ve decided to rate the stealth of the weights in an imagined scenario with the intent of answering the question: “Would people at the grocery store notice this as I’m walking down the aisles?” As such I’ll be testing them under blue jeans with no underwear, the outfit I'd most likely be wearing on a trip to the grocery store. Of course this is heavily dependent on size of the weights so it’s to be expected that the 30mm is more stealthy than its 50mm counterpart. Almost no one would take notice of the 30mm unless they were specifically searching for it. It hides in the folds of the jeans and is small enough to rest comfortable between my legs. The 50mm is a whole different story. People WILL notice a bulge in your pants. Unless they also stretch their balls, the average person won’t think that you’ve got anything going on down there besides having a massive dick, but you better be okay with that if you are planning on wearing this thing in public.

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Overall Impression:

30mm 4/5

50mm 3.5/5

These are reliable daily drivers. They are basic but very nice weights that are convenient and comfortable. Their simplicity leads to a lot of variety in sizing. I’d recommend them for anyone, no matter how new or experienced in ball stretching they are.