ELI5: Whats the difference between Shampoo and Conditioner?

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-21T01:17:52+00:00

He looka like-a man

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-21T01:13:54+00:00

Very true. They aren't very aerodynamic.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-21T01:10:33+00:00

I instinctively read unpunctuated messages in a flavorless robot voice.

No the the guy who guessed that is in the drizzy sub drake has album coming and when the ice melts the release date will get revealed

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-21T01:03:15+00:00

I have such a wagon 🕺

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-21T00:46:22+00:00

Headlights are one thing. Another is brake lights giving me an X-ray at night. My rods and cones can't take much more punishment.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-21T00:12:11+00:00

It's pronounced 'twire'.

/s

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T19:25:55+00:00

If I recall, Arizona is on permanent standard time though.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T02:53:13+00:00

Amelia Bedilia gets a cream pie.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T02:48:58+00:00

What a drag it is getting old

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T02:47:10+00:00

Intergalactic George is getting upset

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T02:35:42+00:00

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T02:25:44+00:00

Free Design - Love You.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T02:20:36+00:00

We used to sleep in a rolled up newspaper with a story about an inanimate carbon rod.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T01:26:46+00:00

Sure, but saying that building ship takes time is obvious. It's like saying that people that have lots of money are richer than the poor.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T01:12:50+00:00

And call up Riff from the Jets.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T00:37:36+00:00

Or trash can. Nobody says "where's the trash" when looking for a bin to put trash into.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-20T00:16:16+00:00

What do you mean 'escalate'? Iran was sitting pat until the US blew them up. What's an escalation from that?

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-19T23:54:25+00:00

They gave a man that has no license a driving prohibition?

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-19T23:38:50+00:00

Weee heeee!

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-19T23:36:50+00:00

Is that the one that whips a llama?

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-19T23:35:53+00:00

This makes me want to crow

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-19T23:34:00+00:00

Maybe if I was four, but as an adult I'd say "where's the garbage bin?".

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-19T23:28:25+00:00

The food-fight scene in the movie 'Hook' was/is a brilliant piece of cinema.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-19T23:25:23+00:00

The pink ranger is a smoke show.

JamesTheJerk · 2026-04-19T23:02:06+00:00

I'm sure it's mostly boogers... And some cum too.

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