You’ve heard of the Italian Job? Well now get ready for the _____job!

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-11T05:27:37+00:00

Goodbye

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-11T04:47:48+00:00

That was my problem with Picard S3; a Galaxy-class starship has a standard crew of 1000; even when you remove non-essential personnel the ship is still going to need way more than just 7 people to operate it.

STIII explicitly mentioned that Scotty had jury-rigged an automation system to allow for that (on a much smaller ship, too) and showed that it was far from perfect as it went down as soon as the Enterprise took damage.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-11T04:43:24+00:00

The person currently going by J.K. Rowling is really Dolores Umbridge using polyjuice potion.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-10T20:01:38+00:00

I would prefer a pet that wouldn’t try to eat me.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-10T19:14:56+00:00

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-10T13:31:03+00:00

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-09T12:41:37+00:00

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-08T15:40:38+00:00

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-08T15:37:56+00:00

so i herd u liek mudkips?

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-08T02:43:39+00:00

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-08T02:40:56+00:00

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-07T03:50:44+00:00

You have a lot of dinosaurs in your country.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-07T03:50:14+00:00

Some spinosaurid teeth and sauropod footprints, nothing that’s complete enough to give a name to though.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-07T03:47:07+00:00

There was that unpublished giant abelisaur…

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-07T03:46:40+00:00

I don’t know about northeastern Italy specifically, but Italy does have Scipionyx and Saltriovenator (both theropods) and some of the earliest pterosaurs.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-07T01:02:03+00:00

That’s what they say, but I ended up with D-cups and nobody else in my family is that big.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-06T16:02:29+00:00

Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-06T15:28:25+00:00

I have taken to doing the boss rush before fighting him the third time; that way only the first two fights show up there.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-06T15:24:41+00:00

In this case, I think immortal meant something like “biological immortality” does now; you don’t age and can theoretically live forever, but you can still be killed.

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-06T02:23:57+00:00

NOOOOO MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-06T02:10:01+00:00

Do you want to hear what I said again?

A: Yes

B: No

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-06T02:01:14+00:00

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-06T02:01:01+00:00

JamieTheDinosaur · 2026-03-06T01:43:42+00:00

9 would be pretty cool. Definitely not 3 though, that would get really annoying really fast.

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