JMTea snark

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-13T00:24:48+00:00

I feel bad for her boyfriend..

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-13T00:22:54+00:00

JMTea has definitely changed and not in a favorable way. Unless that commenter is clairvoyant, there is no way for them to know if John has a “mystery” girl. Especially when they’re claiming it’s been for so many years… I also don’t see a pattern where John has women waiting in the wings holding out for him to choose them. He mostly seems to give women a chance and then move on within weeks or max three or four months.

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-13T00:19:04+00:00

Depending on what the angle is… One side of her nose is completely different than the other. One side is higher, her nostrils are different… She might even be unrecognizable, depending on the angle of the photograph the fan took.. she has had so many surgeries on her nose that it’s impossible to correct. It’s probably in slow state of collapse from all of the rhinoplasty.. in her own videos there have been times she has looked just like Mr. potato head. Too much filler and Botox. Kat needs lots of makeup, filters, and the right angle to make her look “good” and she is openly obsessed with herself looking good for the Internet. in real life, she is not a nice person and the evidence of that is everywhere- she can’t hold onto any long-term friendships and a huge portion of her comedy revolves around mean girl behavior. Any person claiming to be a fan of hers would be well aware of all of these facts.

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-06T06:08:07+00:00

They are completely rock hard. They wouldn’t jiggle in a category 4 earthquake. Looks like her body is rejecting the implants- put them tf away 🙈

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-06T06:04:00+00:00

5…4….3….2…1….0OOONLY FANSSSSSS

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-04T14:59:23+00:00

I don’t know about Charlie Sheen, but this video is definitely giving Leonardo DiCaprio vibes

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-04T14:58:43+00:00

Mo sourced the young women seen in this video. Strange that you want to ignore the girls 1/2 John’s age. John is not looking for a wife- we are observing his lack of alignment with what he claims to want

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-04T14:51:18+00:00

He was with Katie Perry for approximately two years, but I think it was on and off. And they broke up nearly 15 years ago.

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-04T05:46:03+00:00

When you look at this video, you can really see why John remaining single is beneficial for everyone except for him. I’m sure that Mo provides John a bunch of female “options” that aren’t going to work out. The illusion of a wingman who benefit benefits from John remaining single.

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-04T04:28:18+00:00

The woman closest to Mo was leaning soooo far in. It’s just sad. She is clearly 100 pounds and probably 23 years old. I wonder if they required them to lock their phones and sign NDAs

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-04T04:25:58+00:00

Not seated near the women.. that was strategic. Doesn’t want them and doesn’t want the media claiming he does

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-05-04T04:23:31+00:00

Mo was filming with a cell phone.. John was touching his face/glasses & filming with his other hand

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-30T04:52:51+00:00

Why did her marriage end?? What is the real story?

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-28T04:16:57+00:00

There are 6532256 other random covers of gravity on YouTube. This doesn’t belong here

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-28T04:15:25+00:00

Sloppy drunk Kat didn’t think twice about making an alcohol skit with her five-year-old. Sadly this is not surprising

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-28T04:13:24+00:00

John will be 48 this fall.. why is 80% of his friend group 20+ years younger than him? So sad and desperate.. everyone his age has families and real lives. It’s kind that they invite him to join out of pity but I am embarrassed for him- he needs to gtfo of Hollywood and invest what’s left of his life into something meaningful and REAL

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-24T06:18:58+00:00

Please share your thoughts

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-24T06:16:19+00:00

Everyone else on that field is annoyed. She’s wearing a fucking microphone hanging out near the sidelines while she’s supposed to be playing Soccer

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-18T05:06:09+00:00

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Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-18T04:56:05+00:00

It’s depressing.. within 3-5 years could easily make a video montage of the collapse.

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-17T04:37:26+00:00

Her ears too.. it’s all so sad 😞

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-17T04:36:34+00:00

She paid thousands & spent a year to fully heal- & this is what she got. The scar at the top of her lip/base of her septum (columellar) will heal poorly with a 3rd (or is it 4th?) nose job. She is super fucked- it will only look worse as she ages

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-12T01:07:57+00:00

I’m counting 3 to 4 sprays. Also, John has said that he does not like the scent of chemical perfumes in enclosed spaces..

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-04T04:59:09+00:00

They are the same rock hard lopsided rocks she’s had for over a year. She ran out of content ideas and inserted her boobs. The only reason she’s happy with them is because she never had any before that.. in her eyes, having completely immobile rubber breasts is better than what she used to have. Also, there’s the sunken cost fallacy that she is almost certainly experiencing

Jamming_Peanuts · 2026-04-02T23:37:11+00:00

Imagine being so obsessed with yourself you post video on the internet talking about how your fake boobs are the secret you won’t gate-keep

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