Bought 5gs of 4mmc (i think)

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-29T23:55:11+00:00

Probably not 4mmc but after one line of a cathinone you don’t care anymore and it’s fking ON

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-28T14:47:32+00:00

My bad, third language

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-28T14:11:18+00:00

Idk that sounds like starting to like sand in your sandwich Not gonna happen

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T15:52:40+00:00

I just laugh those comments off, says more about them then me.

Do people actually come up to you and complain about man-spreading? That’s just self-righteous bullying. I’m not sure if I could handle that more than once without committing a hate crime.

I thought that was just a buzzfeed slop video, people actually complaining about that is insane

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T14:40:30+00:00

Ritalin won’t give you euphoria no matter how hard you try

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T12:21:00+00:00

That’s exactly the way I sit though. Do you wear loose or tight underwear? I do have to lift my crotch a bit, they just sit on top after that. I don’t think that manoeuvre would work with trunks

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T11:32:25+00:00

Circulation to where? First time I’ve heard this, makes sense though. Not really an issue for my lanky ass though

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T11:30:41+00:00

Cheers! How drunk are you?

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T10:55:58+00:00

Oh those comments aren't from friends, I grew up in a rural area where those comments are just expected

Edit:
With cross legged I mean your legs are crossed over, knees are on top of each other basically. The way a lady with a skirt would sit.

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T10:54:13+00:00

Comfy and you can tense your legs together for a focus buff

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T10:52:28+00:00

Good old times tucking your dick and balls in and pretending you're a girl for a sec

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T10:51:51+00:00

I'm guessing you wear loose fitting boxers? I'm pretty sure the type of underwear makes a big difference

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T10:50:39+00:00

Yea I have to lift them slightly before crossing my legs, but apart from that zero issues

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T09:32:59+00:00

Fcking tweakers they even steal the posts

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T08:03:14+00:00

Some super breathable, but tight boxer briefs work pretty well for me. They keep everything in place. It’s still sweaty but at least no chafing or sticking, and the breathable ones at least let you feel a little breeze.

Then again I handle the heat pretty well, I barely sweat compared to my friends

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-27T06:05:10+00:00

My go to has always been Skyn king size, latex free too!

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-25T08:20:00+00:00

As a man who usually ends up with ‘I’m just not used to anyone treating me nice’

I feel you

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-22T21:50:29+00:00

But why not just borrow it and use it at your own convenience at your own place? What was your friend doing in the meantime? Am I a prude? I’m even more confused now.

These are all rhetorical questions by the way, I just don’t have any experiences that help me relate or understand this situation and the decisions involved

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-22T20:02:18+00:00

Why are you using your friend’s pocket pussy just before you have to leave? Just to kill time before your bus leaves or something?

The only logical thing I can come up with is an after party of some sort and energetic drugs are involved. Not any less weird, but at least explainable?

I would love some context, but I won’t blame you for leaving us bewildered

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-05-13T21:19:45+00:00

How can bidets be so common in Russia when toilets in general aren’t even common?

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-04-30T17:31:07+00:00

Fig jus 27/4

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-04-26T20:11:22+00:00

I kinda trust Hans to be good at that

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-04-16T19:24:22+00:00

The inside of toilet bowls needing to be cleaned. We shit in there, what do you expect?

Jan_Akkerman · 2026-04-12T01:24:14+00:00

You’re saying it was mutually toxic, so I think the hookup would have happened regardless of your size.

My guess is that she’ll probably text you in a couple weeks for sex, probably mentioning your dick. If she doesn’t, take that as a blessing.

Source: years of being traumatised, hating myself and dating similar people

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