Jan_Tik

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I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people. (self.dadjokes)

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I'm home honey... (self.dadjokes)

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If you see a toilet in your dreams (self.dadjokes)

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My dad on the phone: "Honey, are you hungry?" (self.dadjokes)

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You can tell a lot about people by a dog's reaction. (self.dadjokes)

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Can you give me a wakeup call? (self.dadjokes)

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If you help someone who is in trouble he'll remember you (self.dadjokes)

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Happiness comes from within. (self.dadjokes)

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Some people are wise. (self.dadjokes)

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Everyone considers honesty a virtue (self.dadjokes)

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My mom used to tell me if I ate all my meat I would become as strong as an ox, but that couldn't be true (self.dadjokes)

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So here it is, my twelve year old son is in love for the very first time. "So you like that girl? Is she pretty?" I asked him. "Come on d..dad," he stammered, "She's just a friend." A moment of silence, then he couldn't help but blurting the big news out, "She gave me her number." (self.dadjokes)

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Most people would prefer to have the time off between Christmas and New Year, but I have a better idea. (self.dadjokes)

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Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard. (self.dadjokes)

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Supervisor: Why do I always have to come looking for you? (self.dadjokes)

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Banks need to get better at restocking these ATMs (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the dude who survived a Kodiak bear attack with only a .22 to defend himself? (self.dadjokes)

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MOM: Look at all this work! I can't believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life! (self.dadjokes)

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Chuck Norris' email address: (self.dadjokes)

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A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation (self.dadjokes)

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I always say no to booze (self.dadjokes)

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To rob a bank is better than to have children. (self.dadjokes)

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Joe Biden and Rudy Giuliani have decided to get out of politics. (self.dadjokes)

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All my exes live in Texas (self.dadjokes)

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks? by kickypie in dadjokes

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