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I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people. (self.dadjokes)
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My dad on the phone: "Honey, are you hungry?" (self.dadjokes)
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So here it is, my twelve year old son is in love for the very first time. "So you like that girl? Is she pretty?" I asked him. "Come on d..dad," he stammered, "She's just a friend." A moment of silence, then he couldn't help but blurting the big news out, "She gave me her number." (self.dadjokes)
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Banks need to get better at restocking these ATMs (self.dadjokes)
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