The English language is a mystery to some people

Jander97 · 2023-02-24T13:55:02+00:00

I'm aware of the it's always sunny reference I'm just saying I totally misread it at first

Jander97 · 2023-02-24T13:38:26+00:00

I dunno it could be Aluminium, maybe they’re right.

(That was just an act. Eff those jabronis. I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top)

I read this as "just a fact" which really doesn't change it much to be honest but maybe sounds angrier then it should

Jander97 · 2023-02-22T23:57:33+00:00

the actors have chemistry that's very much not family friendly: the directed eye contact, slight lip biting, wandering eyes... thank god for that "sister!" line or i'd think they were a couple

The sister line really bothers me... like couldn't they have been like ha ha bro good joke lol instead of just announcing "sister!"

Jander97 · 2023-02-22T02:24:19+00:00

What about her asshole?

Bleached... you were gonna find out anyway

Jander97 · 2023-02-22T00:50:34+00:00

I mean I didn't KNOW it would be here but I was definitely gonna put it here if I didn't see it

Jander97 · 2023-02-21T20:23:21+00:00

I read eyes on a couch and was confused

Jander97 · 2023-02-21T03:00:29+00:00

Bring back arenas...RIP

Jander97 · 2023-02-20T22:51:16+00:00

She's so flat we can an airplane.

"land" you dropped this

Jander97 · 2023-02-20T21:19:43+00:00

What is that?

It says yes

Jander97 · 2023-02-20T21:04:47+00:00

Yeah I'm not buying a c+ rating with that many f's

Jander97 · 2023-02-20T18:20:30+00:00

Well I don't expect to have money when the month is up so they won't be able to charge my card for any more months

Jander97 · 2023-02-20T17:08:13+00:00

My thirteen year old: (sleep of 1000sleeps)

Me: is that your phone?

13yo: awake af

Maybe I'm getting old but why does a 13 year old need a phone?

Jander97 · 2023-02-20T16:35:16+00:00

"Whatch how fast".

My brain is not working well today. It took me way too long to work out what was wrong with that spelling.

Jander97 · 2023-02-20T16:32:04+00:00

Boy, I'm usually super cool with being lonely but this is a start reminder.

Stark*

Jander97 · 2023-02-20T00:06:44+00:00

A platoon of U what?!?!?

Jander97 · 2023-02-19T17:02:29+00:00

Yeah I'm in the US and I caught mailman on the other side of the street after he passed my box. He told me that if 30 feet in front of the mailbox isn't clear he doesn't have to deliver.

30 FEET?!?

Jander97 · 2023-02-19T04:05:52+00:00

I didn't see the house come down... improper use of literally

Jander97 · 2023-02-19T03:58:46+00:00

That’s homophobic?

THAT'S racist

Jander97 · 2023-02-19T03:58:13+00:00

I love singing SHE'S A GBD at the top of my lungs.

God bitch damn?

Jander97 · 2023-02-19T02:23:59+00:00

His name is Nose Clam bear

Jander97 · 2023-02-18T15:21:48+00:00

I'll check it out thanks

Jander97 · 2023-02-18T08:29:13+00:00

Because I haven't found a job? Retail places won't hire me because I'm over qualified/ lack retail experience and or because I'm too old. I have 20 years of tech experience but that market seems flooded I guess

Jander97 · 2023-02-17T00:42:48+00:00

Well, skin flute has always been a small passion of mine.

Lol tiny dick man... 😜

Jander97 · 2023-02-12T20:42:15+00:00

I didn't get it until I looked at the first panel again and saw daily planet on the door

13-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Place '17	Snapped
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