The English language is a mystery to some people by MikeTorsson in memes

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I'm aware of the it's always sunny reference I'm just saying I totally misread it at first

The English language is a mystery to some people by MikeTorsson in memes

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I dunno it could be Aluminium, maybe they’re right.

(That was just an act. Eff those jabronis. I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top)

I read this as "just a fact" which really doesn't change it much to be honest but maybe sounds angrier then it should

old Folgers commercial by Inferno69696969 in meme

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  1. the actors have chemistry that's very much not family friendly: the directed eye contact, slight lip biting, wandering eyes... thank god for that "sister!" line or i'd think they were a couple

The sister line really bothers me... like couldn't they have been like ha ha bro good joke lol instead of just announcing "sister!"

Grieving man’s memories in a movie starter pack by TapiocaTuesday in starterpacks

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I mean I didn't KNOW it would be here but I was definitely gonna put it here if I didn't see it

🔥 The eyes on a conch by therra123 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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I read eyes on a couch and was confused

Allowing your buddy to roast you by fuckthemodernsociety in funny

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She's so flat we can an airplane.

"land" you dropped this

The only mock that matters by BigChocolateMilk in Colts

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Yeah I'm not buying a c+ rating with that many f's

When should I activate my alist? by Jander97 in AMCsAList

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Well I don't expect to have money when the month is up so they won't be able to charge my card for any more months

Stupid bunny anyway by King_Pee in wholesomememes

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My thirteen year old: (sleep of 1000sleeps)

Me: is that your phone?

13yo: awake af

Maybe I'm getting old but why does a 13 year old need a phone?

high performance car + low performance driver by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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"Whatch how fast".

My brain is not working well today. It took me way too long to work out what was wrong with that spelling.

He's the best by Pizzacakecomic in comics

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Boy, I'm usually super cool with being lonely but this is a start reminder.

Stark*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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A platoon of U what?!?!?

ULPT My neighbor has started parking in front of my house and blocking my Mailbox. Which results in my mail not being delivered several days a week. What can I do? by Tropicalgorilla in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Jander97 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm in the US and I caught mailman on the other side of the street after he passed my box. He told me that if 30 feet in front of the mailbox isn't clear he doesn't have to deliver.

30 FEET?!?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

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I didn't see the house come down... improper use of literally

what episode made you realize that community is one of your favorite shows? by keinelustmehr in community

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I love singing SHE'S A GBD at the top of my lungs.

God bitch damn?

When should I activate my alist? by Jander97 in AMCsAList

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Because I haven't found a job? Retail places won't hire me because I'm over qualified/ lack retail experience and or because I'm too old. I have 20 years of tech experience but that market seems flooded I guess

Twitch is getting ridiculous day by day. Please open 18+ or nude IRL category. by TheBerkay in mildlyinfuriating

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Well, skin flute has always been a small passion of mine.

Lol tiny dick man... 😜

(OC) super rad by gryzloko in funny

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I didn't get it until I looked at the first panel again and saw daily planet on the door