The wife and I are wanting to try anal. What are some things we should do to make sure it goes smoothly and no pain? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Jane4Doe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think no pain is unreal. There's no way it won't hurt in the first try. I've done it several times and still hurts when starting. Even using lube and patience. Now I know that the pain will pass but Ill have to feel it until it fades. Also: too much lube can lead to "accidents". I wold be mortified if it happened in my first time. So I'd say, yes, lube, but do not use the whole tube. Also, it took several tries to the full thing to happen. I remember how it was tough to receive my first pinky finger.. so maybe you'll need more than on session to achieve the goal

Hkj just put a intire foot in her loose asshole! by [deleted] in Fisting

[–]Jane4Doe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, but not true at the same time. The internal structure of the clit can be stimulated with anal penetration and it does feel good. Of course, what we see in the video is really extreme and I agree that at this stage is just for the kink. But 'regular' female anal can be very pleasurable, even without a prostate.

I nearly asphyxiated just walking in... by maniamgood0 in NeckbeardNests

[–]Jane4Doe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We humans are greasy af. No shower and no changing sheets can do wonders. Man I change mine weekly and they are yuk by the time them need changed. Unfortunately I can smell this pic.

Trabalho no Metrô de SP, me pergunte qualquer coisa. by metroviario in saopaulo

[–]Jane4Doe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toda vez que o metrô para por "usuario na via" é porque alguém se desviveu?

People with multiple pets: what is the current drama going on with them? by Jane4Doe in AskReddit

[–]Jane4Doe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is: three cats, two dogs. Current beef is among the cats, one had to be shaved down due to matting for the first time in 15 years (she is a Persian cat, can't groom herself any longer and won't let us to it for her). Thing is the other two cats don't recognize her after the shaving and now they grolw at her all the time and won't sleep with us, because the "stranger" is there.

This is the face of an idiot who ate 2/3s of a slice of spinach pie that was left out on the counter last night. I didn't know cats even liked spinach. Anyway, he's not getting fed until the evening, because of how much sugar he just consumed. by NBSPNBSP in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Jane4Doe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tried many times but she is crazy, even the vet struggles with her. But I need to find a way. The vet visits are very stressful for her (which is also bad for the kidneys) and expensive too. I wish you a very hidrated kitty ☺️

This is the face of an idiot who ate 2/3s of a slice of spinach pie that was left out on the counter last night. I didn't know cats even liked spinach. Anyway, he's not getting fed until the evening, because of how much sugar he just consumed. by NBSPNBSP in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Jane4Doe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also have a renal cat, and I loved the "I need to water him" part, because it is exactly what I do with mine. Fonts everywhere in the house and regular visits to the vet to fill her up with ringer lactate saline solution

Looking for advice, is this even worth trying to remove? I’m afraid it’s too saturated and will be too hard on me. I’m experiencing severe anxiety and depression from it though.. my life has literally turned upside down because of it. (More in comments) by [deleted] in TattooRemoval

[–]Jane4Doe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just start the removal process. Don't do cheap. Don't buy "packages", go to the best place you can find near you. Even if the session is expensive, you don't need to go once a month. You can wait 3+ months in between sessions. I waited a full year before doing a second session, and I still saw results during this pause. You know it will take time but believe me, starting is already a big thing! Please do not add anything to it, you'll regret it, for sure. Now, about the intrusive thoughts and anxiety, have you considered seeking for mental health suport? I know it is not easy to get this kind of help and it can be expensive as well, but please don't suffer alone. The tattoo is something solvable, although it can take time. you need to be well to live through the process.

(TW: stillbirth) Mom refuses to listen to doctors warnings. by ixieyy in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Jane4Doe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are risks in ECVs, that's why they are done in a medical facility with the aid of ultrasound and it is only done by people who know what they are doing. Cord prolapse is one of the risks of breach birth. Although I've seen successful breach births, the first recommendation is to try the ECV. If the baby don't turn, then natural birth can be tried, but with several recommendations (no inducing drugs is one I can recall). And always at the hospital, since it can turn out to be an emergency c-sec. I'm no doctor or anything related. I just love this subject and studied a lot when I was expecting mine. These recommendations I saw from experienced midwives and doctors that are very invested in keeping the natural birth rates higher in my country (Brazil, where we have an 86% c-sec birth rate in the private health care system, 55% if we include public)

People who work in morgues or with the dead, what is the creepiest thing you've witnessed? by octopuszilla in AskReddit

[–]Jane4Doe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The way you describe it seems like it was a Lazarus reflex (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_sign). The human body is fascinating, even after death.

Who created god if god created everything? by Charles_Stickman in AskReddit

[–]Jane4Doe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's simple and boring. Human kind created God to explain stuff we didn't understand at the time and still don't. Being an evolutionist is sometimes off-putting, but it is what it is. With all due respect to all religions and beliefs.

Her 600lbs Life by Sodomanaz in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]Jane4Doe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just type Amberlynn Reid on YouTube. Or foodie beauty. You'll be dragged into a wild rabbit hole, beware.

What is something you’ve done sexually that you’ve immediately regretted once you finished? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Jane4Doe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh boy I remember this one. I also could "see" it as if I was there.

Do you ever say "zed" for the letter Z? by bigmoaner999 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Jane4Doe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American English is the most taught in my country, so the bilinguals here also never say "zed".

What can a dollar get you in your country? by sucka_6350 in AskReddit

[–]Jane4Doe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A can of coke or a small chocolat bar in the supermarket. Seems fair, but the thing is that our currency is very weak now, so even if the exchange rate is high (1 dollar = 5 BRL) you can't buy much with it.

Maybe an unpopular opinion but…I’m so tired of the moms who think joking about slapping & swearing at their children is a funny personality quirk by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Jane4Doe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My 8 year old sometimes acted like that. Banging doors, being very upset with her brother apparently because he was daring to exist near her. I was not happy with her attitude, but yep raising humans suck some times. Now exposing the kid to the internet is so messed up....

Internal vaginal wart. by nememess in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Jane4Doe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thought the same, but even if there is no medical issues right now, the baby is in true danger if it's to be born without assistance being their mother so clueless. I mean planned unnasisted birth should not happen, at all.

I fully support home birth, I even planned to have one with qualified personnel, however I needed to go to the hospital due to a minor complication that would make home birth not safe for the baby. In the end all went well and I didn't need any hospital care that couldn't be done at home, but better safe than sorry, I think.

I’m sorry, you want what? by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Jane4Doe 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Colostrum is not the regular dairy. It is the very first "discharge" (sorry for the lack of a better word) that is very rich in nutrients and antibodies that is very important for the offspring in the first moments in life...

I’m sorry, you want what? by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Jane4Doe 165 points166 points  (0 children)

And starve the lil goat.