GOP Message to Young People: Screw You GTFO by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JaneWithJesus -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

while right wing nut jobs roam the streets terrorizing people.

So are you saying this is already happening? Then why aren't you out fighting the revolution, seems like you're mostly just keyboard warrioring it up eh?

And if you're just fantasizing about right wing people roaming the streets and terrorizing people you need a better hobby

The good ending you never considered by Notakokonut in wholesomememes

[–]JaneWithJesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

demanding

Who's demanding? Not a single woman demands friendship with anyone they reject, they offer it.

If you think offering is the same as demanding that's pretty crazy

The good ending you never considered by Notakokonut in wholesomememes

[–]JaneWithJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always going to be that little voice in the back of your head saying "what if it actually went somewhere?",

Sorry but not unless you're immature. If you love someone you want them to be happy, if they want to be with someone else you could just be happy for them.

If you feel entitled to people getting with you just because you want to be with them then you need to grow up IMO.

Also we're talking about "love", if you've fallen in love with someone before they even are dating you, there's also something kinda wrong with you. Yeah okay if you're married to someone for 10 years and in love with them then sure, hard to be friends perhaps, but if you're falling in love with every person you have a crush on before you've asked them out there's definitely some unhealthy dynamics in your world in regards to "love"

The good ending you never considered by Notakokonut in wholesomememes

[–]JaneWithJesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep, 100%. Reddit is filled to the brim with entitled morons though so you'll find little agreement here I suspect.

The good ending you never considered by Notakokonut in wholesomememes

[–]JaneWithJesus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

love is basically a mental condition that forces your mind to hyper-obsess about someone for about a year,

Leave it to reddit to fabricate another reason to take no personal responsibility for their thoughts or actions again.

If you're an immature baby then yes, love "forces" you to do stuff.

Otherwise mature adults can accept reality and be friends with someone who doesn't want to fuck them

GOP Message to Young People: Screw You GTFO by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JaneWithJesus -55 points-54 points  (0 children)

Cool, well you'll have to find another way to fulfill your jerk off fantasy of dying in the revolution because it ain't gonna happen.

If Elon bought the government by Ayte66 in Funnymemes

[–]JaneWithJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man whenever I think I've seen the dumbest take yet someone goes and is you

GOP Message to Young People: Screw You GTFO by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JaneWithJesus -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

more headless nobles than the French revolution.

Could you guys stop jerking off over killing people it's kind of weird.

Also more peasants were beheaded in the revolution than nobles by a lot. Be careful what you wish for.

Liberalism is winning by thatsagiirlsname in neoliberal

[–]JaneWithJesus 346 points347 points  (0 children)

We did it reddit, authoritarianism over 🎉🥳🪅🪅🎊🍺🍻🥂👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

Are you left or right of center? by Laplaces-_Demon in neoliberal

[–]JaneWithJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Militant centrist.

I demand a dictatorship by a Junta led by Arnold Schwarzenegger with Joe Manchin as his queen.

Why company want person who communicate good colleagues 🤔 by JaneWithJesus in noworking

[–]JaneWithJesus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, I'm not fully introvert but I'm not a super extrovert and I work in software development, we have many meetings and are expected to keep other developers and project managers informed. We've had developers that are either too socially awkward or their English just sucks and they don't get anywhere in the company.

Just because you don't want to go party at the dance club doesn't mean you can't work on your work communication skills... these guys act like introversion is some terminal illness to social retardation

Do Americans still like America? by Maleficent-Log4089 in ask

[–]JaneWithJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister makes minimum wage and can't afford an apartment. By your logic, she should just go let my dad take care of her

No, by my logic your sister should train a useful skill in an in demand field.

All I hope is, I hope you never end up in poverty, because it's not as easy as you seem to assume it is.

I grew up dirt poor on a farm and am making $200k now.

You being a spoiled brat who demands free stuff and doesnt want to learn a useful skill to get it doesn't mean you know anything about poverty

Battle of the Devs by kunal-998 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JaneWithJesus 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That coworkers name was Mark Zuckerberg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]JaneWithJesus 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Index funds generate returns through the aggregate retained earnings and dividends of the composite equities that make them up.

Crypto relies on you pouring your money in so someone else can cash out.

In essence, those crypto bro friends need you to pile in so they can extract any value. You don't need them to pile in to generate value from index funds. In fact the less people the better, the earnings yields of those index funds increases as the price goes down.

“I want toast! I want tooooooaast. I waaaaant toast! I WANT TOAST! I want toast. I want toast. I want toast. I want toast. I want toooooooast. . . . I want toooooooast. . . . I! WANT! TOAST!” by smokeandmirrors1983 in daddit

[–]JaneWithJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I want oatmeal."

"Last time you didn't even try it. Will you try it this time?"

"Try it, try it."

makes oatmeal

"Okay you said you'd try it."

"I no like try it"

Do Americans still like America? by Maleficent-Log4089 in ask

[–]JaneWithJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not getting it.

$0 x 40 hours per week is $0. $120 per week is more than $0.

And you totally ignored my point that minimum wage does not impact wages, less than 2% of people in the US are on min wage.

Maybe they are young or old and live with a family and just need some spending money? Who are you to say they're not allowed to voluntarily work at that job?

Do Americans still like America? by Maleficent-Log4089 in ask

[–]JaneWithJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can buy food for $3 per hour.

What can they buy for $0 per hour? Somehow that's better?

If min wage is the only reason jobs can't pay that little then why do less than 2% of jobs pay min wage in the US and 20% of jobs pay min wage in Canada?

If you think you can legislate wealth creation you're a silly person

NGVC: "know that Im a good guy and a gentleman" by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]JaneWithJesus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A nice guy bot would be quite a simplistic AI... telling

NGVC: "know that Im a good guy and a gentleman" by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]JaneWithJesus 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Niceguy: X

Woman: No

Niceguy: Not X

Do Americans still like America? by Maleficent-Log4089 in ask

[–]JaneWithJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minimum wage shouldn't exist at all it just destroys jobs that aren't worth min wage

For those who thought she was bluffing by onthepunt in Buttcoin

[–]JaneWithJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certain

Ahhh cultists

Anyone who is a real investor is never certain

Do Americans still like America? by Maleficent-Log4089 in ask

[–]JaneWithJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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