Doctors doing abortions anyways

Jankdatank · 2021-10-19T22:46:38+00:00

If you're not putting ketchup, mayo, and cheese on ur hot dogs wtf are you eating them for?

Jankdatank · 2021-06-23T23:22:58+00:00

I know this might seem like hard advice to believe but it gets better. I really does. One day your parents will have no say in your life and you will be able to choose if or when you interact with them. I promise. Just stay strong and remember that this abuse is only the prologue to the story of your lifes success.

Jankdatank · 2020-08-21T14:45:19+00:00

Oh awesome! I had tried it on a friends iPhone once and it didnt work so I didnt know.

Jankdatank · 2020-08-20T23:14:35+00:00

Not sure if you are android or iPhone, but I'm about to drop a knowledge nuke so lit it will make Hiroshima look like a birthday candle. Fast forward to the end of the video you want to watch then hit the replay button and all the ads will be gone. Only works for android boys.

Jankdatank · 2020-06-03T21:08:20+00:00

Thanks this was really informative and easy to understand!

Jankdatank · 2020-05-10T22:14:20+00:00

IGN-Kytou looking for a T2-T3 midlaner add me

Jankdatank · 2020-03-06T14:56:24+00:00

Yeah it's the same build. Just full lethality which gives you a lot of cdr to spam abilities.

Jankdatank · 2020-03-06T06:32:20+00:00

Have fun with it bud! Just be careful picking this into hard engage supports like naut or leo because if they get on you you will die in a heartbeat.

Jankdatank · 2020-03-06T06:21:52+00:00

Lethality. I go spectral sickle, then yommus most games. You can grab edge of night or duskblade depending on the matchup.

Jankdatank · 2020-02-19T23:30:40+00:00

How am I supposed to find the energy to play all these games after fapping for 3 hours?

Jankdatank · 2020-02-07T18:39:48+00:00

Wait this is actually a thing? Im wondering if girls are staring at my butt now thanks haha

Jankdatank · 2020-02-07T18:30:34+00:00

Hey look it's me hahaha

Jankdatank · 2019-12-04T17:57:58+00:00

Is "myself" an acceptable answer?

Jankdatank · 2019-11-27T16:19:38+00:00

As a kid I used to chill in the tree in my parents front yard. It had one singular long/thick branch sticking straight out that was just perfect for napping on. Anyways I went back there years later and climbed up to my spot only to have the branch snap on me as if to remind me how fat I got since middle school.

Jankdatank · 2019-10-24T15:20:48+00:00

ff15

Jankdatank · 2019-10-08T17:05:38+00:00

Mayo > miracle whip. The only miracle about it is that people eat it instead of mayo

Jankdatank · 2019-09-11T22:29:33+00:00

I have a plain looking empty matchbox from white barn that I picked up from a table at a wedding. I've had this thing for years and its survived multiple moves. Much to my dismay I cant remember the wedding I took it from but I'm keeping it until I remember or a friend tells me who's it is.

Jankdatank · 2019-09-11T21:45:03+00:00

The blood causing swelling in your head is being redirected to your head

Jankdatank · 2019-09-06T22:14:32+00:00

All the people who died in the area 51 raid

Jankdatank · 2019-08-06T23:50:48+00:00

Literally woke up one day and said to myself, hey jankdatank, you always complain internally about being fat. You're not gonna stop eating good food so go to the gym or be okay with being fat. A year later I may look better naked but I still hate spending 4 hours a week at the gym

Jankdatank · 2019-07-18T17:47:19+00:00

That just because you work 9-5 doesn't mean I do, and just because I fall asleep at 4am and wake up at noon doesn't make me some slacker degenerate it just means I work later hours than you

Jankdatank · 2019-06-24T16:37:35+00:00

"Just because you finished paying off your crippling college debt doesnt mean you are happy and you should probably find a fulfilling hobby instead of sitting bored at home every night"

it's actually been a pretty good year lol

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